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garbage bag full of meat he/him

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Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1224 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15339 πŸ” 3469 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 64
A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season.

This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

11.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 837 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 25

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10672 πŸ” 2660 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 51
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Tornado watches spanning 1,100+ miles from southwest Texas to north-central Illinois

10.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Video of the aforementioned twister. This was moments after its genesis.

#wxsky

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A large cone tornado sits in the background of a rural stretch of storage buildings. Chyrons showcasing radar information sit at the bottom of the frame

A large cone tornado sits in the background of a rural stretch of storage buildings. Chyrons showcasing radar information sit at the bottom of the frame

A snapshot of the tornado tearing through the NE side of Kankakee, IL. This image comes from Cory Gerkin's live stream of the ongoing severe weather outbreak.

10.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 14
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Central Dallas, before-and-after government-funded highway construction, a process which displaced thousands during the 1950s-80s in the primarily Black and Latino neighborhoods surrounding Downtown. More info, maps, and historic photos/plans at: www.segregationbydesign.com/dallas/highw...

10.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
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10.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

jesus christ

10.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's quite the TBSS there.

10.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thunderstorms are beginning to fire up southwest of Chicago, having already produced large hail and a tornado.

Portions of Illinois and Indiana are under a moderate risk for severe weather through tonight.

10.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The dream of the boomers is alive

10.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The King of Spring: my loyal subjects! you shall all come to love Spring. After all, don’t you hate how early it gets dark in the winter? In Spring the days naturally become longer!

*whispers to treacherous advisors*
while everyone is asleep take an hour from them, the fools will never know hahaha

09.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 334 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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A large cutoff low churns near Baja California.

This upper-level system will aid in the development of severe weather tomorrow across the central US.

09.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers

09.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

would you like some cookware with the drawbacks of both stainless steel and nonstick but only a fraction of the benefits of either?

09.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I can only get information in the absolute fastest possible way not a second can be wasted, this is what civilization depends on

*turns on Joe Rogan talking for 3 hours to Carrot Top about how AI can make a song that sounds like 50 Cent is singing the Beatles*

09.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 665 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
08.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 4811 πŸ” 1247 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 3

Official MAHA Health Tips:
- Beef irregulars (priced to move)
- Kids die! Always have, always will
- Doctors think there SO smart πŸ™„
- Seed oils ruined teen cock
- Sludge / Runoff
- You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants
- Iced coffee... just seems weird to me

08.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 1058 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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#internationalwomensday

08.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1813 πŸ” 758 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

How are we still talking about a Hotchkiss School rich kid cosplaying as working class with a Nazi chest piece that he covered up with a medium white supremacy Norse symbol five minutes ago? How is there anyone who isn't a Nazi still defending this guy?

06.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 5

My Longest ACAB Ever Ten Hours

08.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I simply do not give a fuck what a college freshman thinks

08.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
orange cat on his lounger

orange cat on his lounger

hello from Adonis

07.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 2732 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 5
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎢
Feel like a chump 🎢
Just checked the news 🎢
Outbreak of Mumps 🎢

07.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2704 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 16

Bow down
The President’s a perv
He’ll never get
What he deserves

07.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0