hi
hi
Do I start using bluesky again?
Wake up
Keep eyes close
Look in top left corner for time
See 11:12
Open eyes check phone
Time is 11:14
I hate fans
The electrical humming is loud today
(A) breaks up the text making it clear and concise
(D) works for the same reason but having the yellow durability bar with text in the middle draws too much attention imo, making it harder to read at a glance
The absolute joy I am given when I quietly play the amongus theme on any instrument around people when they arent paying attention, only for them to take a moment to recognize it before collectively groaning
Real bottoms boof their m&ms
Socializing has gotten a lot easier since I've started walking out of the room mid conversation after saying something
Surgically with explosives
Bark
Could someone remove my spinal column to reduce back pain?
Irl life hack, if you parry the fall damage thats how you double jump
7/11 has easily become the only "fast food" place i will eat at because I've noticed in the past year that many fast food places lately undercook their chicken, and 70% of the time I bite into raw chicken, but 7/11, despite having less staff, actually has fully cooked chicken 100% of the time
Sticks it in your butt while cuddling so we can cuddle even closer
Dude immediately unblocked me to also threaten to stealth me and rape me
Why did I even bother trying to get into dating again
*recieves unsolicited dick pic*
"Looks diseased"
*blocks me*
Crafted a spawn management system for a game yesterday in godot 4, not sure what to do today
tits are sexy, we need an Embrace Your Tits Day where everyone can just run around topless without being penalized. Oh, and it should be a national holiday. Reskeet if you agree
*gives headpats*
Share this image if you eat sand
Sorry
Would headpats help
In the right situation it can be fun!
I wish I could beat it up into submission XD
"Im horny, lonely, and desperate, allow me to hedge my chances with you by being a creep"
Finally wanting to reconnect with friends again, but also don't want to feel like an outcast in a group of people and destroy my mental health again
It was, I went alone and knew nobody, made lots of friends, unexpectedly social night for me
It was a goth Halloween wedding! I wore my 6in platforms and had tons of fun, the bride had morticia adams vibes ^~^ it was epic
Bathroom selfie from a wedding i recently attended as a bridesmaid ^^