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Hello Tipline: I know where most of these guys are. They are currently in Iran. Now, let’s talk about money and relocation. I’d like to move out of America pls?

13.03.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wait…there gonna let a 56-year old rule their country. Uhm, is this guy Iran’s Zelenskyy? Don’t tell me he was a comedian who played the Supreme Ruler on TV?

08.03.2026 21:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, that’s a real slap in the face to International Women’s Day!

08.03.2026 21:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the real tragedy of this theocratic regime is the nepotism…

08.03.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a large black monster is standing on top of a cliff . ALT: a large black monster is standing on top of a cliff .

Once the specialty forces and scientists get the radioactive material, they can lure Godzilla to Tehran for a final showdown against Mechatollah Khamenei and end this stupid war!

08.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The longer this Iran War goes on, the more the US will capitalize on its most critical material, OIL. It should have been named OPEC Fury.

06.03.2026 19:04 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

BTW: Oil prices at $91/barrel right now, up from $65 before OPEC Fury…sorry, Epic Fury. Autocorrect…

06.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As oil prices rise, and the US is the biggest global EXPORTER of oil, how come more people aren’t bringing oil up in the war analysis like they have for every previous Middle East military action? Iran attacks on oil refineries and oil shipping is benefitting a quite a few US oil interests.

06.03.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I noticed they both switch in April. Trumps tariff “Liberation Day” was April 1st. Coincidence?

25.09.2025 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Architects - "Whiplash" (CENSORED)
Architects - "Whiplash" (CENSORED) YouTube video by Architects

youtu.be/C9CrT6iC7Cc?...

19.09.2025 16:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure you meant it was IKIA blue…

18.09.2025 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Odin is honored by your Wednesday spelling!😁

16.09.2025 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s exactly the correct advise for kids. Also, if you can’t find a person to lead the government, just get someone’s Mom. It’ll work out fine.

14.09.2025 17:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom Clancy’s Diary of Anne Frank

Tom Clancy’s Gender: Queer

Tom Clancy’s It’s Perfectly Normal

Tom Clancy’s Hunt for the Moby Dick

28.08.2025 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom Clancy’s Fun with Dick and Jane

28.08.2025 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mein Klancy ❤️

28.08.2025 04:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m fine with Cracker Barrel going back to its old logo, but when is it going to change its blatantly racist name?

We’re all just fine with being called “crackers,” is that right?

27.08.2025 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to say Porsche is my top choice, but with the coming energy wars, I guess you’d have to go with BYD or something. Then again, maybe a Honda-engined Ariel Nomad and a gyrocopter is all you need in the wastelands. 🤘🤣🇦🇺

19.08.2025 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One man…Putin.

08.08.2025 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s why you have a smartphone!

08.08.2025 01:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Depends on your budget and the cause. Bring home the gold. Money is just paper. Gold is worth something.

05.08.2025 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love how most of the guys are voting for the Hamilton. That says something.

05.08.2025 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s the current bid?

05.08.2025 02:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rope band will wear out. Unless you have a good band alt, gold is the way to go.

05.08.2025 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gold is more Gilded Age.

05.08.2025 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gold.

05.08.2025 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or…Indiana Jones and the Kingdumb of the BrainWormed Skull #IndianaJones

03.07.2025 02:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Indiana Jones and the Lost Medicaid #IndianaJones

03.07.2025 02:44 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The greatest tragedy is most people don’t appreciate what a great use of a Fletch quote this joke is.

02.07.2025 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You might find this picture morbid or eerie- odd in its own way, with unsettling details. Why is there a body on a door? Why is there no casket? And why is this happening in a lawn? It's a short story - one that makes the distant, abstract feeling of war suddenly tangible:

26.06.2025 12:41 👍 373 🔁 156 💬 6 📌 23