This man can’t be dragged hard enough.

USA! USA! USA!*

*Specifically USA Hockey. The rest is kinda a mess.

The reason the Return of the Jedi isn’t as good as the first two movies isn’t because of the Ewoks. It’s bc Luke didn’t have a moment where he says, “I’m looking for a guy,” and then finds out he’s talking to the guy. Third movie in, he knows all the guys! No dramatic tension.

Denver would have played them harder. 😤

NBC hitting us with AI slop during the Opening Ceremonies 😞

the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl because the other team's backup QB dropped 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage and chest-passed the ball backwards

Righteous doink!

And yet!!!

Caleb Williams has gone Full Butt

Absolutely horrendous take.

You gotta Bo-lieve.

the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.

every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray

they're gonna repeat, Go Birds

So very proud of New York City tonight. We can have a better city if we fight for it!

Broncos 😤

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You gotta Bo-lieve. #Broncos

Bog-ass football team

Shohei Ohtani is on a mission to obliterate every baseball on the planet and I am here to cheer him on.

MIBOBO

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IT IS TIME.

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

Apple is dragging Florida Gators football in their iPhone 17 Pro ads and yet somehow Billy Napier remains the head coach. RAPTURE NOW.

The Enshittification of RedZone is how you know we live in the end times.

Rushing to LinkedIn because I need Fullcast After Dark like something fierce after today. Vols. Gators. Texas. Irish. Gah!

Matt Prater kicking 60yd bombs in Mile High during the Manning era was a recurring thing of beauty. He feasted early in his career.

Fully convinced Billy Napier poisons his own food at every meal, but not intentionally.

What the ungodly hell was that NFL ad

*watching Georgia Tech/Colorado* RUN THE DAMN BALL!!!