Cohabitating with grown children: "Okay, your dad and I are gonna be out for 5ish hours, if you throw an orgy keep the noise level down to not disturb the neighbors, and keep an eye on Find My iPhone so you know when to shoo everyone out."
Kid: *facepalm* "...OK. Have fun."
my concern with that is they would have to be really high heat resistant and most 3-D printed things aren't.
I can only imagine the stern talking-to I would get from my GI if I ate this within a week of a colonoscopy. He already had a 2 inch thick file on me before they went digital, I don't need any wild addendums
Black girl hair rage aside, how's everyone else today?
*grumble grumble enshittification something something planned obsolescence grumble grumble fuck capitalism miss piggy scream*
like literally the only thing I can use this still perfectly operational hair dryer for without the combs is as a heat gun. which is not what I got it for. Just... UGH.
This is a small complaint considering *gestures at everything* but I am currently FUMING at the fact that I CANNOT find replacement combs for my @conairbeauty.bsky.social infinity pro hatchet dryer anywhere, and the replacement parts page on their website throws a 404 error.
Raise your hand if the "boop boop bedoopdoop boop boop" Teams jingle triggers your fight or flight response 🙋🏾♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏾♀️
apropos of absolutely nothing I randomly ran across a post on a facebook #sumo group hating Hiro Morita and I'm like DO YOU ALSO HATE JOY AND PUPPIES AND FUN
I'm just gonna refer to That Al Actress as Whitesune Fuckyou from now on, it's not like y'all don't know who I mean
Jeeeeesus christ. I know it's small potatoes considering the state of the world but ISTG there's a significant swath of the #heatedrivalry fandom who need to take a cold bath, gently massage some grass and get the hell out of the personal lives of people they do not actually know.
This is too good to save for Hump Day, lol
The United States gave Netanyahu billions of dollars to fund the genocide in Gaza.
Now, Netanyahu and Trump are teaming up for an unconscionable war with Iran.
The American people are sick and tired of funding atrocities to appease Israel’s genocidal apartheid regime.
Bought one of those ohsnap sockets for the back of my phone last fall. Loved it. Lost it. Finally replaced it, and to my delight the new version allows you to make your phone go spinny. like I didn't actually need to turn my phone into a fidget spinner but I'm delighted by the ability anyway.
so far cat wizards are winning because i read the other two very recently and it's been a minute for Book of Night with Moon, even though i've had the ebooks forever.
Probably because the state of the world, I find myself hankerin for a comfort reread. Trying to decide between the inheritance trilogy (still my favorite N.K. Jemisin), the Vorkosigan saga, (even though i reread the whole thing last year), or the cat wizard books (cause cats, NYC and Diane Duane).
Update on tormenting my friend with cinema - just got a text asking if I've managed to obtain the second chitti the robot movie yet. lol got 'im.
I may have sent like six discord messages to my friend typing in all caps about it. This man is gonna hate my ass if he doesnt already
y'all i just discovered there's a SEQUEL where they bring the robot back to fight... the ghost of an orithologist possessing cell phones and making them murder people holy shit
Another battle int the Bad movie war I am waging against my friend. Today I subjected him to Enthiran The Robot. He is now swearing heinous revenge against me so I think i'm winning.
We need to talk about whatever the hell they're putting in Biscoff cookies because holy shit these fuckers are dangerous and there's a costco sized box of them in my house.
"It sounds like a name."
"Yeah, totally naming one of my sims that later."
reposting and saving for the next time one of my editors asks me how to write alt text
The joy of having a chemistry major in your house: Elder Beastling vocally stimming "oleic esterquat" after reading the ingredients of fabric softener.
Costco
Crowded Costco
why did we come here on a saturday
People
lots of people
Why must they all be getting in our way
Yessssssssss die faster
Once again waiting until the absolute last minute to put in my Juryo Jollies and Kachi Clash pics #sumo
MA'AM my 47 year old ovaries did not need to be zapped out of their perimenopausal coma like this how dare you
It's been thirty someodd years and this Pepper LaBeija moment in _Paris Is Burning_ is still just as iconic
Achtung Baby! is a no skip album anyway? Zoo Station is the perfect appetizer for what ends up being 55 minutes of ear magic.
