the people who make dishwashers and the people who make dishes need to collaborate

thick and fluffy eggos are just eggos but they decided to make them taste good

@actingthefulemin.bsky.social hi

imo they should do a Cats remake

Would you rather see Chicago in Hamilton or Hamilton in Chicago?

red winged blackbirds are my opps

is anyone running a class action against birds these days

having a sick dog sucks

I have the coldest feet in the world right now

this guy is wearing a shirt that says
chasing tail/salty crew/find refuge in the sea

we need some standardized etiquette for umbrellas approaching other umbrellas on the sidewalk. who goes up?

jessica day is a menace

today one of those horrible black birds with the red and yellow epaulettes dive bombed me and attacked my messy bun

i am so brave

pretty hard dunk on the piano players too

saint-saëns was way off on the kangaroos

I don’t even know if my boyfriend is drunk, but he is definitely dunking on Descartes I can tell you that

well, if nothing else, my cough has been productive

I honestly might sue over Connections today