memory champion

shoresy aristotle will feed families for generations

i’ll even forgive the repeated orlando slams

thank you @hellocullen.bsky.social

holy shit strip law is so funny

As the guy who pays all the protestors, bonuses for an audible “Fuck ICE” chant at the Seahawks game, we just approved the budget for it

Pats fan holding a sign that says “the good old days are back” ew

All due respect lady you go to hell

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

congrats to @rava.bsky.social

he is the rule-proving exception

in crunch time the team blessed by the pope decided it needed a hail mary, makes perfect sense

seems like too simple a concept to get diced up on

you will not sneak this coded tua cope past me

@natetice.bsky.social colby parkinson vindication

admittedly “Jesus rejected the arrogance of many leaders” made me giggle

he at least comes into every game sounding like he wants to be here, even if he says dumb wrong shit sometimes

gunner stockton made a deal with satan where he’s gifted the arm talent to make incredible throws on the run but only if he gets his shit rocked as soon as the ball leaves his band

i hope he doin a little better now lmao

Attempting to explain AO3

jets century of humiliation continues apace

we’re trying to #FuckUpForFernando, i hope the patriots hang a hundred

most recently buffalo trace but it varies. my people love using the holidays to gift some small batch bottle from new york or portland or wherever

a great legal mind, and michael

got a spare room in florida if you need to crash, cuz this shit sucks so bad

Seth “Freakin” Claus

do you post feet

jets are obviously up there with how consistently they move out of contention to draft the qb they want

my most prescient take pregame was my friend telling me he took bama ML and me responding “i think ty simpson might leave this game with a collapsed lung”

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

@qbklass.bsky.social daiyan “two hands” henley