A Man Called Keith

Lovely to see you V - go get them, in a corporate sense!

I have an all day off-site vision building day *cries in management buzzwords*

Go for it! Bluesky's favourite trombonist @sarahgailbrand.bsky.social might be able to give you some beginner tips?

Badgers are cool. Can we have a weasel next? Or a baby tapir?

Apologies to all the vegetablists.

I like Mcmuffs and I cannot lie.

Temptation for a Maccy D's double sossy egg Mcmuff 'n' a hash brahn is growing.

An all-day off-site meeting tomorrow that doesn't start until eight when you're usually at your desk by six forty-five equals a lie-in of sorts.

Except I'll be awake from about three anyway, so.....

I quite like the look of the new Dacia, but it's a shame it doesn't have more powerful options.

Has there been a football? It means people will talk about it all day at work tomorrow....

I think its just pulled the same stunt in reverse 😁

That's fun too - the idea that some recommendations are people who don't identify here, so you know them, but have limited chance of *realising* that you know them.

A label printing joke.

I've shared this before, but it always makes me laugh. The pettiness of the joke.

Another day, another load of FB friend suggestions for beautiful people I only know on here but now I know their actual meatspace names.

Seems wrong.

A noose is just a sexy rope choker. Or something.

There's something quite special about opening a new bag of coffee beans on a random Tuesday.

Monsoon Malabar, for all my fellow coffee nerds 👍

Clearly you deeply love and are totally engrossed by your job, such that distractions from maximum productivity such as fire alarms are a surprise, nay, an annoyance to you...

It feels sort of.... efficient though, doesn't it? I just wish it was more controllable or understood schedules...

My brain does that too. I just leave it to get on with stuff and come back to me when it's finished. The reporting back often happens in the shower, weirdly. I think it's the blank white tiles or something.

This is like that time I bought a label maker, isn't it?

I know my bobbles are unsightly, but I'm kind of fond of them.

What did you break off your ex? Should we call law enforcement?

You could have helped them take it off, sexily?

Is it five Benson and Hedges and a cup of coffee?

Ciabatta is shoe bread.

*Helpingface*

Happy Woman's day to all those who celebrate!

I've already had breakfast: toast with Marmite (main course) toast with pb&j (dessert) and I do have lunch planned (takeaway leftovers), but there may be room for bacon-related elevenses....

The things your brain comes out with when you don't have anyone to play with and make bacon sandwiches for on a Sunday morning.....

It's remarkably unaware and demented to complain about a friendly country not joining your war immediately, isn't it?

I think all war is stupid, particularly but not limited to those blatantly about appropriation of natural resources.

We are one planet, and it's about time we behaved like that.

Hell to the yeah!

I've just started watching Film Club.

I want to protect Aimee Lou Wood from the universe.

But what would you steal once you'd broken in? Some of those nice metal trays with food-shaped recesses in?