husbearstoner

Yes?

Can we take turns?

Hello stud 😘

I’m gonna need a fresh sample to be sure

Oh I just kick mine. Am I a dick?

I like to put on a breakfast spread for @seattledad.bsky.social

They do! Mine keep asking me why I have so much doxy left and not having more casual sex 🤣

*scritches*

Imma slap the shit out of him

I’ll have the something. No need for a place setting; I can eat with my hands.

Do you need an assistant? Stunt casting?

You have my attention . . .

They look very *gulp* comfortable 🥵

I’d love to find you just like that 😵‍💫

Bet you taste amazing 😵‍💫

Yes yes please

I feel uncomfortably seen

Me someone 👋🏻

Heard. And still very much adored 😘

Portland here 👋🏻

Comedy rule of threes; where’s the last one?

But also: poor guy. Hope it goes well.

Oops. Woke up with a big fat dick again .

YOU KNOW WE DO

#Gooner needs to expose his penis 😵‍💫🤤👇🏻

You look so happy! And that makes me very happy 😈

Sharing is caring! I’d love to be your gloryhole spittoon

Wish I were side by side with ya

You’re always right. I DO want to!

I love knowing what your naked body looks like!

Accurate