Ivy (@ivythetall)

I managed to time it so my account data was deleted the day before, since I didn't trust him an inch

02.01.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean if you've gotten to the point you have a Chamberlain you're probably also evil and scheming? And need someone for the dirty work (also makes a good person to pin all your crimes on)

02.01.2026 11:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi I'm umbilical cord? That was the first attempt on my life

02.01.2026 11:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Impossible

07.04.2025 17:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart

01.04.2025 21:39 👍 11746 🔁 2041 💬 200 📌 57

It's common with ADHD and autism as well as other neurodivergences, and they're the people you connect with?

28.03.2025 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-in...

27.03.2025 20:00 👍 21930 🔁 3954 💬 102 📌 115

Less fun than it sounds unfortunately, it's not a great texture for it (from past experience)

27.03.2025 20:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Year three was def when things started to click for me

27.03.2025 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm a milf by both standards then 😊 (32)

27.03.2025 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But definitely relate

27.03.2025 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Frog is cute though

27.03.2025 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aka the bio labs

27.03.2025 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty sure if I flashed one I could get them to do me a favour

27.03.2025 14:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time to go find a wizard then

27.03.2025 14:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Getting some cleavage now I'm back on prog 😊

27.03.2025 10:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I read it in the voice of the bad guy from iron man 2

26.03.2025 04:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.03.2025 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't have many little jars, but I do have a lot of big ones (I make my own pickles)

26.03.2025 04:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

25.03.2025 13:05 👍 10301 🔁 2035 💬 14 📌 46

It's definitely a solid possibility, I ended up looking like my aunt (dad's sister) instead, though I definitely have a lot of mum's mannerisms

13.03.2025 14:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0