E. LicksHer

Omg hey y’all!

Casey Anthony: I made a TikTok!

1st comment: White OJ

“Let them in” was wild 😂

Do y’all think Quasimodo can store water in his hunch back like a camel?

Y’all— my actual mother was one fucking episode away from having one of her wigs seen on RuPaul’s Drag Race 😭 please support a small business and follow her on instagram @wigs_by_mama_licksher! Her commissions are open 🖤

Also— should she make a Bluesky???

Whenever I don’t want to do a task at work I make sure I have plumber’s crack. I was asked to stop doing inventory (which I wasn’t getting paid to do anyway, so) 🤷🏻😂

There isn’t a day that goes by that I wish I was a tenor. 🥲

I wore long sleeves all weekend and when I got changed for work this morning I forgot I was tatted 💀

I can collect unemployment if my job is haunted, right?

I know I’m getting old because this bitch fucking slaps

Do I delete Facebook or act like I got hacked and only share the ai videos your grandparents think are real?

I just broke my nail for the first time in probably 20 years and I forgot how bad it hurts 😭 holy shit

Out of all the ban books in the USA, “M*in K*mpf” is not on that list? Groundbreaking 🙃

Ngl, I was in Montreal during the inauguration and struggling to read French was so much better than what was happening back home

This is the smartest thing I’ve heard in the last 24 hours

Now hold up… 🧐

Hey Phaedra! What am I now?

And should just quit drag 🤷🏻

Y’all— Vermont hates magic 😂 I was lit at a party tonight and someone INSISTED on me doing a trick while I was extremely unprepared. I fooled them (and the room) so good that homie went nonverbal (out of anger) for the rest of the night 😂😂😂

I joke with my other celiac pals about the “gluten-free tax,” the extra we have to pay for gluten free versions of staples like pasta or bread

But Girl Scouts don’t charge a gluten-free tax, their gluten-free cookies are the same price as the rest, making them some of the cheapest GF cookies around

The dryer letting me know my clothes are ready:

To the girl next to me in Planet Fitness with a Five Guys soda cup:

You better Werq diva; at least you showed up.

Coming from someone who gets paid to roast people, too many of y’all from my generation (and younger) are wayyy too comfortable saying the r-word. It’s beyond pathetic.

Intrusive thoughts: 1

A coworker I wouldn’t trust to be left alone with a spork: 0

I almost can’t comprehend it because l’ve been watching so many completions of her iconic moment. I sit here like “damn that’s sickening” and then my brain reminds me “she can’t make new content.” 😭😭😭

Damn— I just can’t stop thinking about the Vivienne

I can’t recommend them enough

Nosferatu is wild. Wdym Count Oarlock is fucking your wife? Just give him a garlic knot 😭