Jordy

The people in charge of Dairy Queen have never been to Turkey and it shows. They really think just turning Blizzards upside down is impressive

Sometimes I think looking back that the 2000s were a really strange era for pop lyrics, then I remember I was 6 and probably misheard it all

If it’s called “geography,” shouldn’t maps be called “geographs”?

A green-eyed tuxedo cat lying on a green heating pad on the backrest of a black and white couch

The vet today was very impressed with how “lean” and “muscular” my cat is

Yet there are still so many people who will watch TikTok out loud in public

I think my ancestors would be proud of me. Specifically the medieval ones, because I own several purple textiles

Being at the mall when an emergency alert goes out and hearing hundreds of phones around you all go off at once is not fun

If fridges are meant to keep food cold, and they used to emit CFCs that made the world warmer, then those fridges were also creating a higher necessity to keep food cold and increasing their own demand

Fun Fact: not a single bill has ever passed through the horse parliament

It ends on the 25th? You don’t have the traditional Boxing Day feast? Shame

By being the second coming, obviously

A few days ago I thought a station was trying to somehow pass off Earth Wind and Fire’s September as a Christmas song, but then I learnt it was in fact Earth Wind and Fire’s December

Driving a car is not nearly as cool as Kraftwerk says it is. Riding a train is exactly as cool as Kraftwerk says it is. You can tell they learnt a lot in the 2 years between those songs

Flow! I just saw it in the theatre the other day and I loved it

Oh no not the tired eepy