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Powered by coffee, pizza and forest bathing. Prefers eclectic moderation to intense fandom. Sharing my life with my Groupie ๐Ÿ’• รžetta Reddast! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Youโ€™ll note he also became a referee, and thus the famous football chant โ€œwhoโ€™s the bastard in the black?โ€

11.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the answer Iโ€™d have given if it were me on the receiving end would have been โ€œyeah, but Iโ€™ll still outlive youโ€.

What a horrible person.

11.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accidento bizzaro.
Boutros Boutros Ghali.

11.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I canโ€™t physically go to the place we sit down in front of Google Streetview and go there virtually. It seems to be landmarks that work with her.
This came in handy last summer when we were in Torshavn and I didnโ€™t want to pay over the odds in roaming charges so had my phone switched off.

11.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The coffee bar Iโ€™m in is attached to a gym and hotel and at reception thereโ€™s an actual video wall made up of flat panels.

Remember video walls? They used to crop up in all kinds of places and they used to scream THE FUTURE!!

The future is now and itโ€™s Morning Live on BBC One larger than lifeโ€ฆ

11.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to those who wonder why I do these things; well, Groupieโ€™s not very good with directions on a map.
But different peopleโ€™s brains work in different ways. This is one thing you learn as a workplace coach.
Sheโ€™ll be fine tomorrow as visual memory will be in place then.

11.03.2026 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Groupieโ€™s latest temp contract is at a place sheโ€™s never been to so as usual I came out with her to make sure she gets to work on time for her first day.

Iโ€™m in an industrial estate in the middle of nowhere. Fortunately thereโ€™s some fine coffee options to enjoy before returning to civilisation.

11.03.2026 09:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAnd now, pissed from Norwichโ€ฆโ€

11.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TOTP cheerleader in the 80sโ€ฆa dream job!

11.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like the sort of thing Groupie would wear. ๐Ÿ‘

11.03.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does that glow in the dark? Think my gf would love that.

11.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“ Glasgow ๐Ÿ˜Š

10.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get well soon wishes from Zaph & Groupie โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

09.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Male Stripper (extended mix)
Male Stripper (extended mix) YouTube video by Man 2 Man - Topic

Oh god, sheโ€˜s put this on nowโ€ฆ
youtu.be/E92o4g8834o?...

08.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finalising our booking for fun in Glasgow and Manchester. And whatโ€™s Groupie doing? Cheering herself up by singing along to the theme from Prisoner Cell Block H.

I suppose she could get away with pleading insanityโ€ฆ
โ€ฆwell, she has been with me all this timeโ€ฆ. #ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife

08.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mcmweb.co.uk

The ever brilliant Mark McMillan (of APFS) has launched a website that should be catnip to TV presentation fans. 182 reconstructed TV clocks!!!
www.mcmweb.co.uk

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 82 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

So, going by the advertisements, Instagram thinks Iโ€™m a woman and YouTube thinks Iโ€™m in Wales.

#ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife

07.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This explains the issues with Artemis II.

07.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You in another decade.

(Even then I was ticking the #KeepingIt70s box)

07.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dividend forecast; no claims required.

07.03.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fraser Wayne has a nice ring to it.

(Both of them ended up becoming murderers. One died in prison, the other made the mistake of doing his crime after emigrating to the USA, so they executed him)

07.03.2026 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember this time last year when I was shadowing a manager and got to take the team meeting that day. And when some one shouted that I took great pleasure in shouting back โ€œ19 Novemberโ€ฆโ€

โ€œHow do you know that?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m a bloke, arenโ€™t I? Right, next itemโ€ฆโ€
๐Ÿ˜Š

06.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The original version. We all know the second, and the third one was called African Queen which did very well where they bless the rains, Iโ€™m told.

06.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
February 1974 General Election Night | ITN Special 'The Nation Decides' YouTube video by ITN Archive

People of the #KeepingIt70s persuasion may enjoy footage of ITNโ€™s coverage of the February 1974 UK election, which Iโ€™ve been dipping into as it was live streamed this afternoon.
โ€The Nation Decidesโ€ (except on this occasion, famously, it couldnโ€™t)

www.youtube.com/live/LPvyKfG...

06.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
#ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife written in a Pokรฉmon typeface.

#ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife written in a Pokรฉmon typeface.

#ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife

02.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Big Boots
Big Boots YouTube video by Alice Cooper - Topic

Groupie is lifting the mood considerably by playing this loudly and dancing to it.

Which you canโ€™t see, which is a shame for you ๐Ÿ˜‰

youtu.be/R0NvPoW8KwE?...

01.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember once tweeting that Iโ€™d just done half a bottle of red wine having forgotten Iโ€™d taken painkillers earlier that evening and said โ€œoh well, if I donโ€™t tweet tomorrow youโ€™ll know Iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€

My mentions the next morning were interesting to say the leastโ€ฆ

01.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a woman at my work who often makes these.

01.03.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And not forgetting The Goodies (while proving that Arthur C. Clarke doesnโ€™t exist)

01.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For me, more tv nostalgia and nude people (naturist/fine art ๐Ÿ‘ porno ๐Ÿ‘Ž) and less politics (of all shades) and hate (from all sources)

And, I reiterate, thatโ€™s for ME. I donโ€™t force my philosophy on others and I sure as hell will resist others forcing theirs on me.

01.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0