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It even seemed morphed in with real clips so I assumed AI, and I hated it

“If you want love then the love has gotta come from you” -Bo

Whales accidentally eat 8 people in their sleep every year

These women dedicated almost 50 years to science. Their efforts may soon be trashed | CNN Nurses in the US provided biological samples for decades to help study women’s health. Here’s what they think of President Trump’s actions that may end its funding.

For decades, researchers have been collecting samples from hundreds of thousands of women and tracking their health. The work has deepened our basic understanding of human health, but now the entire project is in danger.

Saying “have fun” to someone on their way to a funeral…

Ham and cheese sandwich divided by 2 = 1 ham sandwich + 1 cheese sandwich, not 2 ham and cheese sandwich.

The front of The Milty Wilty drive in, Lauren is standing in front wearing a flannel and jeans. The milty wilty sign is a beautiful pink neon, with an ice cream cone in neon in the middle

A banana split with cherries on top, chocolate sauce and pineapple and strawberries

come to the Milty Wilty in the next two minutes if you want to throw down on this banana split

Letters, alphabetized by name

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If you look at your right hand in a mirror, you see a left hand.

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:

Bob Uecker is baseball.

Gonna dump all my savings in bottled air like from The Lorax.

Ham and cheese sandwich divided by 2 = 1 ham sandwich + 1 cheese sandwich, not 2 ham and cheese sandwich.

Merry Christmas you beautiful people and even some of the uggos

In the Christmas spirit I’m going to steal someone’s tree

Sometimes I wished I’d gone pro

Sometimes when watching sports I’m like “wow that guy did something incredible” and it makes me want to watch regular people do their jobs to see if I’ll have the same reaction.

All chapstick is assless.

One of my worst qualities is that I am a staunch advocate for increasing biodiversity in lawns, yet I absolutely love the lawn cutting videos online.

This dude wouldn’t pass UChem1 at MTU.

The Milwaukee Bucks are the 2024 NBA Cup champions 🏆

How bout we don’t get rid of the post office…

To explain something so succinctly for everyone to hear, and have a student look up and say “I did not hear anything you said over the last 5 minutes, what do I do?” 🫠

Noticing Romeo Doubs has a guardian cap on and maybe that’s a good idea: anyone who’s gotten a concussion should wear them in game, everyone else gets a choice.

Our robotics team won the tournament, but truthfully I was more excited about a parent gifting me fruit leather.

Getting some middle schoolers to understand a (relatively) easy science concept can have you banging your head on a wall, fyi

Every episode I find myself both crying and then immediately laughing out loud.

Somebody asked me how my grading is going and I said "I have a concept of grading.."

OH MY GOD BOX OUT

If tv providers make money off of advertising why can’t they offer free television for everyone