Jenna Fitz

This feels so relevant right now.

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

‘King of the Hill’ Fans Are Convinced That Cotton Hill Is in This ‘70s Steak House Ad That ad ain’t right

"Though King of the Hill patriarch Cotton Hill may have famously spent the 1970s roasting the American troops fighting in Vietnam and traumatizing a teenage Hank, the curmudgeonly World War II veteran did more than...."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.cracked.com/article_4453...

nah be rude af

becky

I want dinner things at breakfast, and brunch places are typically operating on lunch hours, so that's not really helping things.

I'm sorry that happened. your selfie was adorbs. I mean that in the old lady mom way.

only if you use an open packet from 1994

I just go, OH I THINK THATS JIM BEAM, MA each time.

I have, but then my mother is into antiques. she forgets the contents of each bottle and then makes me taste-test them to see if it's whiskey, whisky, bourbon, or rye. I feel so hazed each time.

They look for all the world like 4 year olds on their first outing to McDonald's

why did not my snatch quack discuss this option?

peekaboo 👀 becky