Elder Taylor

Mysterious large steel cylinder suddenly emerges from the ground in Japan Japanese authorities were investigating Friday how a large steel cylinder suddenly emerged from the ground during sewer construction work and rose to the height of a four-storey building in the city o...

NOT NOW, MYSTERIOUS LARGE STEEL CYLINDER

Scantily clad? What does this loser consider appropriate, a freaking puffer jacket with a ski mask?

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

I gotta tell ya, at first I thought this was footage from somewhere that was bombed in iran.

a group of people are playing a video game and they are talking to each other . ALT: a group of people are playing a video game and they are talking to each other .

Decades of history: “the Middle East is a powder keg that, if soarked, could destabilize the global economy and cause untold destruction.”

The Trump admin:

You know, I’m starting to think someone solved the lament configuration and we’ve all been subject to the cenobites visions of hell for us.

vaxxed?

"I have much better" what? what kind of weird genetic ass science is this?

This is like a shit 90s movie where some kid accidentally becomes the fbi director.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

Chapter 1: How EJs Mom Taught Me Everything I Know

Solid odds that hegseth fires these investigators and replace them with some who’ll say iran bombed the school

[jesus dying on the cross]

[someone from the crowd] "vaxxed?"

Oh good, I have to make some sacrifices for a war nobody wanted that caused consequences that could've been entirely avoided by not needlessly starting said war.

I think it’ll more likely be TRUMP DEAD, DEMS IN DISARRAY

This is also the name for @ej23.bsky.social’s mom in Japan

ESPN push alert ESPN President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college sports now

oh ok

this is funnier than veep

the reporter laughing is the icing on top

Wait does Kristi Noem not know she’s been fired?

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

this is an amuse-bouche for the It Happening

This is what heroin must feel like

1. US marshal, state attorney
2. Manufacturing plant manager

Oh yea, this is gonna be a quagmire. Put boots on the ground and it’s gonna make Vietnam look like a day at the park.