Sandy Kazmir's Avatar

Sandy Kazmir

@sandykazmir

Enjoyer of statistical analysis and absurd humor. Statements and opinions are mine and mine alone. Friend to the smallfolk.

680
Followers
680
Following
5,026
Posts
11.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Sandy Kazmir @sandykazmir

Mostly trying to get the workbooks ready for the full season, but now that every stadium is sharing the data why not take a look. It's crazy how boring MLB ST has been this year with the best players at WBC. Yet they still charge $30++ to go to the games. Nice racket.

12.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Carlos LaFfectively Wild. Just goose that walk rate down a little further and it will be hard to deny him a chance.

12.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Best and worst hitters and pitchers through 3/11

12.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image

Best and worst team performance in Sping Training through 3/11

12.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

11.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 589 ๐Ÿ” 172 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
Post image Post image

Early attention to SP has allowed me to take 7/8 bats during a part of the draft where it's hard to fit them all in. I was fortunate that all of my guys lasted. I love the flexibility they give me as everyday players. The skillsets are diverse with speed the only consistent weakness. Time for that.

11.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local pizza place gives a free medium cheese coupon for filling out a reading calendar. Our kids would read anyway, but several free pizzas a month is a money-saver.

10.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A conservative estimate of my personal wealth in 2040 is $17B. Who wants to give me a no-interest loan?

10.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder how much fraud we'll hear about years from now for these import tariff refunds.

10.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought somebody shot this guy, no?

10.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a ny yankees jersey stands in front of a crowd of people ALT: a man in a ny yankees jersey stands in front of a crowd of people
10.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Weekend picks included Ivรกn Herrera, Willson Contreras, Addison Barger & Shane Baz to help increase the thump and add some more good innings. The sooner Herrera gains C eligibility the sooner by Util opens up and I gain some flexibility. I'm very high on Contreras's move to Fenway.

09.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image
08.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

08.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice snag, Trayce

08.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always plead the fifth, Danny boy. Never self-incriminate! Grandpa, I asked if you wanted chocolate or vanilla.

08.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

First 70-degree day in several months warrants a celebration

07.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ty Johnson stay filthy

07.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Guy saw 119 pitches with the bases loaded in front of him last year. 6.3% of all pitches he saw were with sacks packed. What's the run expectancy difference between him and a guy like Raleigh at 13th highest?

06.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least he led the league in being at the plate with the bases loaded last year

06.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

In the 9th I was able to get one of my favorite targets this year in Jakob Marsee. I think projections are low on his average & he hit both hands well last year to go with great speed. At 10 I got Drew Rasmussen, another I'm trying to get everywhere. Great rates & I expect a modest bump in volume.

06.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Ryan Mountcastle's epic tan

06.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mountcastle with one of the more epic face tanlines of all time

06.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

It's tough to take a catcher when there are good alternatives, but they say you need catchers sooo I'm taking an uncomfortable gamble that Salvy Perez can continue to defy Father Time. Nolan McLean was an easier choice as I think he's going to be a star & I want to continuously reinforce my starters

06.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image
06.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When, where and how were they going to hit us?

05.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She gets to keep the plane, right?

05.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where do you turn once you fire the sin eater when there is still so much piled up left to go?

05.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably just coincidence that in the same week that Paramount was contentiously approved to purchase Warner Brothers Discovery, a deal which is heavily funded by money from Saudi Arabia, Qatar & UAE, we see a massive bombing campaign upon innocents in a country that is nearby to all three.

05.03.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's tough to find a more loathsome creature, which is the point. The more ire that gets focused on one person the less there is to go around to the rest of the bad actors misusing their position for personal gain.

05.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0