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Probably was something weird on it anyway I'm sure

11.08.2025 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did I find out your phone's lockscreen?

11.08.2025 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roaming professional virgins more like

11.08.2025 07:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happiness primarily.

01.08.2025 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly the emo origin story

30.07.2025 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is no longer my problem.

20.07.2025 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6 music doing a 2015 thing for Tame Impala (not sure why either) but finding out Carrie and Lowell came out a decade ago has me with my head in my hands.

17.07.2025 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 29 degrees in Betsy's room right now and she isn't sleeping so if it makes you feel better I am suffering

11.07.2025 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only culture in your life is the mould growing in your basement hovel that you call a home

11.07.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are now one of two people I know who actually read the liner notes, the other one has been retired for a decade so doesn't have much else to do.

11.07.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No you read the liner notes as you stated.

11.07.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read any good albums recently?

11.07.2025 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I be honest, I'm struggling. I loved cod, I'm borderline religious about cod, but salt I'm struggling.

11.07.2025 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pleased that my hatred of the salt path as a book seems to be potentially justified. Almost every page has insufferable nonsense.

10.07.2025 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Racist

06.07.2025 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't smell the sea from deep in the forest with your wee goblin pals

05.07.2025 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sky commentators were desperate for it not to be his fault and then voila

15.06.2025 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's broken

15.06.2025 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not an ideal way to spend an afternoon

15.06.2025 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the old place I occasionally posted about wanting Russell Martin to be Rangers manager just for the seethe regarding his personal life and my goodness I was not wrong

05.06.2025 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would be sickened (but not surprised) by how poptastic it is

22.05.2025 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went running in the bright Scottish sun, the least goth activity possible

22.05.2025 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrr

19.05.2025 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The algorithm knows you better than you do.

06.05.2025 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He comes across your tl not mine brother

06.05.2025 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd have to leave your parents basement to be at risk so I think you're ok.

06.05.2025 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't imagine there will be a sudden run on hotel rooms, but I'd wait a few days yet if you can.

01.05.2025 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A forecast more than three days in advance might as well be a blind man throwing a dart at a weather map

01.05.2025 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A sensible phone user is going to be in as good (if not a better) position than a sensible map user. The issue is general unpreparedness and understanding.

27.04.2025 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get her a Manchester United half and half scarf. Like what women wear, y'know decorative.

24.04.2025 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0