Ramona Van Halen, Esq.

It tolls for titty

Please keep me abreast of the situation

That’s teamwork, right there

People are upset about the most metal t-shirt I’ve ever seen

Interesting topic, and I’m told it will break my brain AND explode my heart, which sounds exciting!

Ben Stein is one of those shows I intellectually remember existing, but have zero actual memory of.

lol Jesus Christ

It really is

I’ve not seen it in quite some time.

I mean, he’s really good breaking in and out of Nazi places and killing a lot of Nazis

Trump’s Reichstag Fire

Jesus Christ it’s been 20 years?

This is how you do it.

Right???

Hold on, we DONT want a genuine dispute of material fact on this one, right?

Oh! 😅

You can still get the 5-year journal on Amazon :)

I had the presence of mind to order the 5 year planner. Which I’ll never use, but still

Like a silica packet

28 USC 1

Nor is she a super duper mega flight risk, or anything like that

This is why Trump wants a stooge in charge of the DC Bar.

No, not after converting to Euros, I forgot about that

Being the ambassador is basically like being president, so surely people can open doors for him. Hard to give up the unlimited laser printing privileges, though

Coach Letterman must have turned down the job to keep his company car (fully loaded 2006 Ford Taurus)

JAKE E. LEE Explains Why He Was Walking His Dog At 2:40 A.M. Before Getting Shot Jake E. Lee says that he is "on the mend", more than two weeks after the former OZZY OSBOURNE guitarist was shot in Las Vegas. The 67-year-old musician was hit three times in a shooting about 10 miles...

No one is talking about Jake E. Lee performing “Shot in the Dark” at the Black Sabbath thing, or the sense of humor of whomever put together the performances. Context:

Lennny …

That’s the good yellow

The fools!