Elise Epp

This is the sweetest thing and I’m so glad you carry this part of your mom with you.

Try Hillary. She’d be into this.

Bought ingredients for two whole dinners. Ate hummus and pita.

I am increasingly on board with porch geese

ICE Will Reportedly Be Used As Security At Winter Olympics ICE officers will be used as security for February’s Milan Cortina Winter Olympics, despite opposition from Italian government officials.

ICE officers will be used as security for February’s Milan Cortina Winter Olympics, despite opposition from Italian government officials.

The answer to the question: why do I live in a place that’s -30C for weeks on end?

Even just a name can put in motion efforts that get someone released. If they're a citizen, we can get them jail support. If they're an immigrant, there are groups working overtime to file habeas petitions before they're whisked out of state. But it starts with a name.

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*

Sadiq by Brian Turner It should make you shake and sweat, nightmare you, strand you in a desert of irrevocable desolation, the consequences seared into the vein, no matter what adrenaline feeds the muscle its courage, no matter what god shines down on you, no matter what crackling pain and anger you carry in your fists, my friend, it should break your heart to kill.

…it should break your heart to kill.

Don’t do any coups in 2026?

EXCUSE ME but February is a glorious month. Much to celebrate (me).

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.

I feel like such a mom. I was up late with a puking kid and up early with a screaming kid. (Kids in question: 🐈🐈‍⬛)

"Our AI platform can make music for you, giving you more time to do the things you love, like cleaning your baseboards."

This is all so familiar to me ❤️

Trump voters: We hate the elites.

Also Trump voters: Ballroom? A diplomatic boon! Who will be the Secretary of Canapés?

I’ve been to Glenn and I can’t imagine going without you. I think it’s possible you’ve been twice.

My dear! This is what I hath made for myself! Roomy! With shoulder pads!

‘Comma’ comes from the Greek ‘komma’ meaning “segment,” “clause,” from ‘koptein’ meaning “to cut.”

Ahem was I at this concert with you (we went to Glenn Miller together once, right?)

Makes it harder for mosquitoes to get you too.

Dust to dust. Just try to be good dust while you can.

Watch how you talk about my friend.

Nakba Day was last Thursday, 77 years since Israeli occupation, when my family were expelled from their home in Palestine

In some ways it kinda feels redundant this year, like who cares if it's 77 years or 76, 15th May or 23rd July

But it's important to remember this didn't start on 7th Oct 2023

LV’s logo pattern irritates me but this look is still 🔥

Yes absolutely yes.

Apparently people hate this?????

A few met gala faves