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going by precedent, follow for a really solid pun every couple of years she/they non-binary gal

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David Cameron once referred to Ed Miliband as "weak, left-wing and irresponsible" and for some reason I have never been able to forget this

20.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Convincing future generations to stay away from radioactive waste with my sign β€œPlease come in here and help! This place was special to us, strangers from the past you don’t know and gain no benefit from helping! Please put yourself at huge risk to help us, solely as a kindness.”

09.01.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Huge M1 pot hole discovered.

11.12.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
bathroom graffiti in a room lit with red light
it reads 
*final fantasy 8 is the best one
*no 15 is
*7 is, yall
*anyone who says 8 has only played that
*chrono trigger motherfuckers
*earthbound mfs

bathroom graffiti in a room lit with red light it reads *final fantasy 8 is the best one *no 15 is *7 is, yall *anyone who says 8 has only played that *chrono trigger motherfuckers *earthbound mfs

ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018

21.11.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

highly recommend both this and effective hearing protection

03.10.2025 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

This thumbnail is killing me

31.07.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 11071 πŸ” 3621 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 83
Preview
Best Concert Ear Plugs in 2025: Lab Tested HearAdvisor has tested all the most popular concert ear plugs for 2025. Compare performance and listen to audio samples.

something sort of like this exists at www.hearadvisor.com/earplug-rank...! my use-case is [autistically protecting my ears from] loud music rather than general daily wear but they cover some fairly low-rated options

31.07.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's always really fascinating to see the conversation around trans women in a women's space oriented around the perpetual idea that the trans woman is a potential threat and never that she might be acutely vulnerable to violence from her surrounding peers in such a space as a marginalized woman

10.06.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

this also partially stems from the broad cultural idea that a trans woman can never be a victim to violence or abuse i.e. whatever happens to her is deserved or justified. people of all genders can be acutely aware of the ways they can perpetuate violence ... except when it comes to this situation

10.06.2025 15:03 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

instructions unclear my council tax bill is now addressed to Ms The Vyper. I swear I spelled it right on the form

27.05.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

each name change is actually prefigured by some form of clue. still haven't worked out the intermediate steps but apparently in another few iterations I'll end up with RENO

27.05.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta change my name *again*?

27.05.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

reframing my understanding of the emplacement in my conservatory as "some kinda Gladio shit"

27.05.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[1st date]
(thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro

her: so what do yo-

me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS

J M S O D
A E P N

UNLIMITED LIVES OFF
UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF

SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

26.04.2024 15:02 πŸ‘ 1180 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 11

Thank goodness for lesbians

01.05.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

solidarity; take care of yourself. your work lately has been incredible :)

29.04.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's wavy I swear

20.03.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

08.03.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 10357 πŸ” 3120 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 93

the first time I came across Dan Bongino's name I thought he was a parody of that Type of Guy; the second time, I inadvertently re-invented it from first principles while making up silly names for my cat and riffing on "the Bongus", and it took me out for a full five minutes

24.02.2025 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we need robust public transit and urban densification so beautiful and handsome lesbians in their 30s can travel around the city at night drinking things under the gleaming lights and contemplating their jobs, exes, and rivals

23.02.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

"rat sanitizer" would be compelling either as a product or as a job. or as a rat that sanitises, especially if unionised

16.02.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you skipped over the shot of a rat to establish it's a Spooky location but it actually looks kinda sweet. this was one of my favourite episodes because of a half-second smile Reid gives Morgan

16.02.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this or cutting out all of the investigations of increasingly tenuous serial killers would've kept me watching it. just leave me the obligatory post opening credits scene where they talk about federal jurisdiction and the fluffy polycule stuff and i'm a happy woman

16.02.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the first time I ever saw Criminal Minds was after my friends had talked at length about Shemar; I only half paid attention and thought at one point he said "that's Shemar".

thus, I came to believe this was the name of his character, and he regularly confirmed this with his cool catchphrase

15.02.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I once picked up a Nintendo Wii from a newsagents in this delightfully combative neighbourhood

08.02.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(my point above was that "4-6 hours after my last dose" was, definitionally, not a "trough level".)

19.01.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yup! I do half when I get up, half in the evenings, otherwise I get late-night "flushes"; until the new doc I postponed the morning dose and booked my test first thing to get an actual trough level. explained all of this to them... ask me how I became an advocate for lying to clinicians

18.01.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

best of both worlds: my doctor said to arrange my test between 4-6 hours after taking my daily gel because "we want to know the trough level". they're non-binary

18.01.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0