Eril

We got packs of EXTRA gum with notes attached that said “Thanks for going the EXTRA mile!”

ANOTHER blizzard

If everyone could stop pissing me off, that would be fucking swell.

Okay, so Snowpiercer? Roach protein blocks next? 🤮

My cat does this too.

We got 7 inches of snow and it’s -16 now.

Outside my house right now. It’s -12 out 😭

It’s so beautiful.

Yassss

Dooooo it

Everyone pretending that life is just normal starts to get to me too.

It’s stressing me out

What show?

Not the pterodactyl screech 😭

Lmao, I love that! She’s creepy and it’s perfect.

I have done that. Same car, and the fob unlocked it. Then when it wouldn’t start, I looked around and was like AHHH OMG THIS IS NOT MY CAR!!!. My car was in the next row.

Dicktato

Right??? So, I didn’t cook lol.

Shit we might be. Its cold af and I’m not leaving my house 😭

Imma scream. This Instacart shopper brought me everything to make burgers except the fucking meat 😭

Better stock up on lactaid

My friend Nicole is at 72 😂

They tried to substitute a fucking rack of beef ribs for my filet mignon one time. Hate it.

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like, who you definitely don’t look like:

I don’t see it

They look so good!

I didn’t realize how heavily certain friendships were weighing me down. I feel so much lighter now that I’ve let them go. I’m very grateful for where my life is right now.

Same.

My pies are doooone

Got the whole car smelling like some dookie

Girl. Mind blowing.