I was a weird little kid, and Harold was my favorite player. I was delighted by his election to the HoF, not because I felt vindicated, but because itβs fucking hilarious.
I want Alan Tudykβs front door.
If that letter contains a gift certificate for Fogo de ChΓ£o, they might have my attention
A delight. The Curse of Miller Kopp endures.
I would like the Collins crazy eyes as a gif, please.
Enunciate, enunciate: βCats eat clock
DO NOT TOUCH THE MARTINELLI
Wheeeeeeee (tentatively)
Wait, hang on, I mean heβs a toddler thatβs an assassin, not the other way.
Jake West, Toddler Assassin
With reason!
Chris Collins gonna do a murder tonight.
Perceive us or donβt, it doesnβt matter now that weβre in Silly Season.
EIGHT HUNDRED?
Well, I hope he gets turned into red mist via whatever conveyance is nearest to hand.
Anyway, my point is, he's been a shady character with malicious intent for at least 27 years, and I, a teenager (admittedly a Weird Teen), could see it.
The year was 1998, and I made Howard Schultz the Scooby-Doo-esque villain in my high school speech team Original Comedy ... speech. I face-planted in the state final round and took 6th, and to this day I wonder if it's because my references got narrower and narrower as the piece went along.
This essay snapped me out of a profoundly foul mood, and you should read it. And then watch KPop Demon Hunters, because what are you, too good for jokes and ass-kicking??
Brian: thank you. I felt like I was about to vibrate apart, because of [gestures broadly at everything Out There] and [gestures weakly at work laptop] and I needed this bit of joyful revelry in a great movie that, somehow, both I and my kid enjoy more than is probably healthy.
Yousa put maxi-big kaboomers inna Straita Hor-Mooses?
In news that interests only me, a tiny Ohio college - Shawnee State is transitioning to D2 & adding football
They'll play ball in a rehabbed stadium that was formerly the home of the NFL's Portsmouth Spartans aka the team that became the Detroit Lions.
Its a designated historical site.
Post on threads from Aβja: Welp wonβt have the highest career high in the house anymore π but at least it gives me something to go after π€
As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear Aβja Wilson.
Per my last, Husted should get heckled out of society for that.
I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty
it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you
As Nick Martinelli returns to the United Center, he embraces the boulder that has become his boon companion, and once again, cheerfully resumes shoving it uphill.
Jake West fears no man. Delightful.
JuriΔ out here going pro in something other than sports (baking children into bread).
Lumbering Oaf Lumbers Oafishly
