Repairing the nation starts with outlawing evangelical Christianity, and imprisoning the loudest Christian Zionists for life, and for the ones mentioned in the Epstein Files we are gonna need tree removal equipment. Something to turn large chunks of stuff into a fine slurry.
12.03.2026 13:17
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Hopefully if it happens, the only victims are conservatives and no actual humans are harmed.
12.03.2026 13:09
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I hope his ACL rips into 3 distinct pieces, its what homophobes deserve.
12.03.2026 12:38
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Photo shows young white woman in a white tan top with from the river to the sea in black all caps text. Sheβs flanked by security or police
Text of X screenshot: An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea."
In Australia, you can bankroll mass murder and sleep fine. But wear a shirt that says "from the river to the sea"?Two years in prison.
I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.
12.03.2026 11:01
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Alysa Liu on Eileen Gu, via The New York Times
"I think people are hypocritical for shaming her for representing China ... Y'all would have told her to go back to China. Now that they're back in China, you're mad."
Absolutely. Fucking. Perfect.
11.03.2026 17:59
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Terrance Howard blames Game of Thrones for the explosion of incest porn. Is he wrong?
12.03.2026 03:49
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How'd i meet my boyfriend? He came up to me and asked "ever been pissed in?" And we've been together ever since.
12.03.2026 03:25
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I just watched someone make an Alfredo grilled cheese type thing, and all the comments were graphic, almost violently pornographic descriptions of the things they plan to do to this dude. And he's into it! I love the internet.
12.03.2026 02:57
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Im going to be using this on evangelicals going forward, thank you for your contribution.
12.03.2026 02:38
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We sit down with @mrshiddedoopants.bsky.social to talk about the whole messy thing!
12.03.2026 02:10
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I will activate the Doomsday Device and split the earth into a loose collection of mud and trash.
12.03.2026 02:28
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For sure. β€οΈ I hope you can get some rest.
12.03.2026 01:34
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To any lonely, disaffected young white men who want to make their mark on the world, remember:
Boardrooms, not classrooms.
12.03.2026 01:08
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Gavin Newsom fucks dogs, and so do all his supporters.
12.03.2026 00:50
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May i suggest yamcha position? Someone suggested it to me once and I've slept that way ever since. You may need knee and arm pillows to be most comfy.
12.03.2026 01:04
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i'd like to offer a trade. i teach you how to dougie, and you back it up and dump it. all we need to make it happen is a beat that's super bumpin
12.03.2026 00:46
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i personally would not vote for Gavin Newsom because iβm smart and good person and i support and love trans people. unlike him and his supporters.
12.03.2026 00:42
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Free Palestine.
12.03.2026 00:22
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You know how you shouldnβt make fun of two pedophiles? Depict them as gay.
11.03.2026 22:03
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Damn girl, is that a whole onion in your pussy?
12.03.2026 00:12
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Rock the Dwayne Johnson is my joke. Im Gwexhausen.
11.03.2026 23:54
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No one should have ever respected the US. The 3rd president was a slave owning pedophile, country has been fascist pedophiles in charge since its founding.
11.03.2026 23:52
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May a US allied ship never pass through Hormuz ever again. Ever.
11.03.2026 23:45
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The vast majority of AI enthusiasts are hype about having "ethical" slaves. That is their driving thought. Treat them accordingly.
11.03.2026 23:40
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Zionists are the primary enemy of humanity.
11.03.2026 23:33
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I hate this country.
11.03.2026 23:30
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Iran has a right to defend itself from the fascist cult of pedophiles known as Evangelical Zionists.
11.03.2026 23:18
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Oh youre into JJK? Thats cool. Generally I only watch things that are good and quality, but I can understand that might not be everyone's vibe.
11.03.2026 23:02
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They joke that Lamb of God writes the same song over and over, but goddamn its a good song.
11.03.2026 22:40
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No one noticed when I was at my lowest but they noticed when I liked all those femboy pics
11.03.2026 22:07
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