people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...
11.03.2026 13:07
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I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Oil tankers on fire off the coast of Bandar Abbas.
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ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-
10.03.2026 17:30
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"When people in America move today, they move away from economic opportunity and towards cheap housing." That's new, that's a reversal in the last 50 and especially last 20 years. People used to move more prosperous areas & be able to get better-paying work & afford housing as it sprung up for them.
12.03.2026 01:11
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I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
12.03.2026 01:21
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clipping this one for pride month
12.03.2026 01:26
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when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people
12.03.2026 01:22
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so you're saying the big bang theory unleashed a chain reaction resulting in the creation & independent growth of several different entities in its wake??
12.03.2026 01:26
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U.S. Plan to Unblock Strait of Hormuz Collides With Realities of Global Insurance
The U.S.-centric insurance idea runs counter to the realities of an international market, according to industry executives.
"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said."
When applied to the current administration, I urge caution in using terms like "plans," "strategy," "policy," or "doctrine."
www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-...
12.03.2026 01:05
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That is the most common kind of war, to be honest.
11.03.2026 03:51
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common take on here is that trump admin backlash will be so severe that the US is going to go back to normal after all this and honestly, i think we’re gonna get worse.
12.03.2026 01:42
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democrats may win a 2008 level victory in the next presidential election, i think they will, but they will lose either the next election or the election after that (and so on) and every successive GoP admin is going to get more insane until we have a real political reallignment
12.03.2026 01:46
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found a full sleeve of ritz crackers in the pocket of my raincoat which may be the homeliest thing i ever said in my life
12.03.2026 02:11
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I thought you were going to say Eva Braun.
12.03.2026 02:27
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Katherine heigel attended a rescue event at Mar-a-Lago, with a longwinded quote about how pure and precious animal advocacy is
On a certain, very specific level, this has to be the funniest thing you can do
12.03.2026 02:09
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Over a week ago, in the FT, the *shipping* guys were saying "it's not just insurance. We just don't actually want our ships blown up."
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I think there were tech issues during the #Oscars press conference that just wrapped, in which I somehow ended up with the last question, but they got the gist of my question which was "talk about hiring Matt Berry." Here is the lightly edited transcript of their answer.
11.03.2026 21:54
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Costco Meat Select <costcomeatselect@musicrite.com>
Appreciate your recent Costco visit, enjoy our meat box special
To: Kurt Busiek <kurt@busiek.com>
Reply-To: costcomeatselect@musicrite.com
COSTCO
WHOLESALE
Your Membership Perks Are Being Refreshed
As part of an updated member appreciation program, loyal Members may receive a Costco Meat Box at no charge, with a value of over $500. This limited-time membership perk is available through March 13th, 2026, and is intended to recognize long-standing participation in the Costco community.
If you have not yet selected this perk, your account may still be eligible to review and redeem it while the current offer window remains open.
Oh, that would be so nice. Costco's meat department has such good stuff. But somehow, I don't think Costco sends emails via "musicrite.com"
12.03.2026 00:49
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Amusingly cheeky bit of writing in this @theguardian.com review of Hockney's latest www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
11.03.2026 20:18
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That's seriously uncanny. How'd they nail us in 2026 so perfectly?
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Well, at least he's wearing a nice hat
11.03.2026 23:17
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Has Matt Berry ever met Conan?
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Literally OMG
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One Battle After Anotheeeeerrrrrrr
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Glum George Lucas talks about how important trade disputes are.
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I'm glad someone is finally standing up to him. I regret the horrific and unjust deaths and harm the United States has inflicted, but the moment I see Trump actually begging on his knees is when I believe it will happen.
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If I had to guess, it would be this attitude. The idea that if they are hanging a pro lgbit sign or flag then that automatically means they are inherently a transphobe.
12.03.2026 01:35
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