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Twitter escapee. Dog dad. Grew up just outside the beltway. Registered Independent, forever. UGA. Orioles. Commanders. ATL. St. A.

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#NeverVance

14.03.2026 23:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Constantly looking like he’s ready to accept a dick.

11.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I think” is his most terrifying statement.

11.03.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely psycho

10.03.2026 18:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 20:01 👍 39 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0

He’s at Rooms to Go lookin’ for love.

09.03.2026 12:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

CBS and drunk Pete. Hard pass.

08.03.2026 23:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh Freud

07.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can almost hear them laughing at him.

06.03.2026 16:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Controlled
By
State

06.03.2026 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate ALT: a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate
06.03.2026 15:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
05.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is holding a glass of whiskey in front of a microphone and says `` you can 't fix stupid '' . ALT: a man is holding a glass of whiskey in front of a microphone and says `` you can 't fix stupid '' .
05.03.2026 14:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest ALT: a man in a military uniform has the words right to jail on his chest
05.03.2026 14:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
05.03.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What you’re seeing right now is a Freudian nightmare.

05.03.2026 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nancy Mace is the Anna Paulina Luna of Lauren Boeberts.

04.03.2026 16:00 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pedo War

03.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a Hegseth hickey.

03.03.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JD Vance doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

25.02.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sarcasm should have its own font.

22.02.2026 12:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Cholesterol,

19.02.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! ''
19.02.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inmate…

17.02.2026 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Controlled By State

17.02.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CBS - Controlled Broadcast by the State

17.02.2026 13:03 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

The Wrong Stuff

15.02.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think Epstein is in the Trump files.

14.02.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess I’ve been jumping wrong my entire life.

05.02.2026 22:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like a spoon

31.01.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0