hutch

I can't compete with this.

🥲

after once again considering it, i simply cannot watch succession for the same reason i cannot watch severance... i do not like seeing people wear boring suits under fluorescent lighting

made it one calendar week before starting the sequel, Crashout songs for boys (Taylor's Version)

alright real quick let's get this christmas tree down before the time change

perennial gardening: the gardening you must do forever

huge morning for reading some of the stupidest things people have ever said about zoning

As I get older I'm coming to increasingly radical views like "you have to do things to get good at them" and "you have to think about problems to solve them"

heavily graffitied bathroom stall door. the center says "books on tape."

at the function + excited about my new arch supports

i had this problem looking for reference images of nigella recently & it felt so criminal for AI to impersonate something called love-in-a-mist

ok well that's incredible, and luckily i'd be the first on board and thus to set house rules

ok so bumping this down my list of "card games that could satisfy my desire to play more cards without gambling or crying"

i literally go to the massage therapist's massage therapist and she's changed my life

give me the cartographer's cartographer, the plumber's plumber

it is really beautiful when you can tell someone is respected by their peers, in any profession

a screenshot that reads "nine points (with only one point left to win) you are "in the barn." Your partner (if they are cool like my friends are) will reach their hands across the table with their thumbs out (this represents the udders of the cows) and you must milk the "udders" with your fingers. It sounds silly, but it is honestly a fun thing to do."

who up reading the rules of euchre

the "ok so what the fuck is going on" curve here at the tail end is really sharp though

this was a good day to be very busy in ways i could not control or avoid

in my late 20s i had a little painted-over heart like that above my bed in a lilac room and i touched it every day

you could leave the flower page of the seed catalog open on the kitchen table no one's stopping you

this is the rare space a bi she/they who's clocked a lot of time dating men can really shine

the buckcherry cover of I Love It plays a load-bearing role

in the past 12 hours i have made a frightening amount of progress drafting Crashout songs for boys

alert, carrie bradshaw on an ATV, alert

Word doc that says "cultural heritage is a form of..." Autocomplete suggests "cultural heritage"

Did they add AI to Microsoft word, did they put a little moron in my computer to torment me with tautologies

and thank god bc the whole comp looks great & i've got it on my list for next bc friday 🙏

ok from what i've gleaned about the location vintage & style of aidan's "farm in norfolk" over the past 2 hours, only viable scenario is he bought a plantation somewhere between smithfield and isle of wight

ok from what i've gleaned about the location vintage & style of aidan's "farm in norfolk" over the past 2 hours, only viable scenario is he bought a plantation somewhere between smithfield and isle of wight

in all the ink spilled & pods cast over And Just Like That... not one single person prepared me for the way this show was going to talk about Norfolk Virginia

what kind of tech do leftists get excited about? lmao ok so i guess you've never gone with me to the kiwanis and found a really dusty old pager, just say that