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Audrey is dreaming

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i’ve never met a coward I don’t like

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09.03.2026 19:12 👍 4626 🔁 1431 💬 12 📌 0

Now, there's a lot of things that I'm gonna miss
Like thunder down country and the way water drips
When you're running for the door in the rain
Read the metro section
Read the metro section
Read the metro section
See my name

05.03.2026 23:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"A better world is possible" used to be an uplifting message about the dream of creating a better future.

Now it is just a straightforward statement. Like…FOR SURE a better world is possible. This stupid shit we are up to now definitely isn't the best we can do. Not even close.

06.03.2026 01:41 👍 320 🔁 84 💬 5 📌 0

Now, there's a lot of things that I'm gonna miss
Like thunder down country and the way water drips

06.03.2026 02:28 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank goodness the book Emerald Fennell read at 14 was Wuthering heights and not Ada or Ardor

17.02.2026 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chalk lines around my body
Like the shoreline of a lake
Your laughter made me nervous
It made your body shake too hard

13.02.2026 08:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

People who don’t like boromir are the obvious red flag but people who hate frodo are worse

08.02.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was still dating I think my cold open would be asking people their opinion on LOTR characters

08.02.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmao just like when the coffee shop by my office “closed for renovations“ for a couple months after all the employees walked out

02.02.2026 15:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a page from a hotel notepad with lyrics written on it, struck through, and the not at all pretentious and embarrassing annotation "Derrida" to the left of a verse with several struck-through lines

a page from a hotel notepad with lyrics written on it, struck through, and the not at all pretentious and embarrassing annotation "Derrida" to the left of a verse with several struck-through lines

of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc

26.01.2026 19:23 👍 593 🔁 71 💬 11 📌 8

Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment.

Excellent article!

26.01.2026 04:33 👍 10275 🔁 3514 💬 65 📌 91

Weirdly enough, nothing makes me believe in heterosexual love like musical theater

21.01.2026 04:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baby, let's get dressed up
I got two pairs of shoes
Darling, you look so beautiful
When your hair's all hung in jewels
And sometimes I find it really hard to choose
Between a pair of black and a pair of brown shoes

09.01.2026 05:28 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Looked up In the Aeroplane Over the Sea to see if anyone else thought it was about sibling incest and totally forgot it’s the Anne Frank album, I’m a dunce

08.01.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, I didn't really want to die
I only want to die in your eyes

25.12.2025 20:28 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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y'all thought i was done being annoying yesterday. jokes on you because i am annoying every day

25.12.2024 13:10 👍 384 🔁 233 💬 0 📌 1

I feel insane when you get in my bed

13.12.2025 05:28 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

goddamn can mumford and sons please stop making the most boring music on the planet? They’re making my 16 year old self look stupid (she was)

08.12.2025 04:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Feel like shit today. I miss this guy

04.12.2025 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just found my bluesky password this is why I’m being annoying

30.11.2025 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for the second one specifically I’m thinking about when a friend was talking about a restaurant he loved in Europe where food was prepared very minimally to showcase the natural flavors/quality of the meat/produce, and this white girl acted to aghast that they were serving food without SEASONING

30.11.2025 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking about performative cringe white people opinions, the ones i have so far are
- Thinking the Beatles suck
-automatically thinking more spices = better cooking

30.11.2025 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shes cooking actually I’m obsessed

30.11.2025 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in Anne Rice’s world, men can be romantically involved with:
1) other men
2) women who are symbolically children
3) their mom

30.11.2025 16:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, I wish they didn't set mirrors behind the bar
'Cause I can't stand to look at my face
When I don't know where you are
And then the feeling fades away
But you sort of wish it would've stayed
Inside the golden days of missing you

12.11.2025 11:28 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

summers are for living in the world and winters are for dreaming

06.11.2025 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need something to dream about STAT

06.11.2025 13:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I'm high on bat wings
Up by the silvery moon
I think of a certain sad king
Trapped in his golden room
And I dream of a cold river on the way
To come and sweep that king into this black and brown bay

31.10.2025 17:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

28.10.2025 21:31 👍 3661 🔁 900 💬 19 📌 42

I’m really bad at responding to texts. Trying to decide if I can handwave this away as “executive dysfunction” or if it’s like a serious personality flaw that needs to be addressed

14.10.2025 01:37 👍 797 🔁 47 💬 54 📌 5