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Fat on a Hot Tin Roof

I’ve been wondering: what happens when the first tanker gets hit by a drone and starts leaking? Who is going to clean up the spill?

Put it in ALL CAPS like this:
Vladimir, STOP

To protect the oil tankers Trump will build a wall in the Strait of Hormuz and make Iran pay for it

Stand up! Sit down! Go Moo! Now, on with the pixie hats!!

So what’s everyone else doin for the Apocalypse?

Stand by for the “Trump Medal of Honor Awards” at the Trump Kennedy Center on CBS, sponsored by Palantir

Gonna be watching Speaker Johnson’s face for the tell, he is directly in the line of fire

I’m playing a parlay of him shitting himself and declaring war on Iran.

Kid Rock is doing a halftime show

Marx Brothers in kippered herring barrels

Huh what could possibly go wrong with Hegseth’s shoots?

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Bocce should be an Olympic sport

Kamala Harris reportedly spent over $500 on cookware in Parisian shop amid US economic uncertainty Vice President Kamala Harris visited the shop on her four-day diplomatic trip to Paris last week, reportedly dropping 516 euros on pots and pans at high-end cookware store E. Dehillerin.

And they lost their minds over this

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Unfortunately my bloody red county in PA voted for Alf Landon. Also it was one of only 4 counties to vote Goldwater in 1964, when LBJ won the state by almost 2 to 1.

Sorry just one of my favorite factoids. Carry on

Alabama's robotic ultrasound plan raises concerns from OB-GYNs YouTube video by WVTM 13 News

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Dr Oz out here claiming robots are doing ultrasounds in Alabama

Work will make you free

+1 for Credit Mobilier reference. The Gilded Age was great for fraud; of course Fat Nixon wants those days back

Meet Paul Manafort’s real estate fixer A common denominator in Paul Manafort's deals, both past and present, is Brad Zackson, a veteran NY real estate operative who is far from a household name.

Manafort has been taking Russian mob money since at least the Drake Hotel deal. He got his COVID pardon and walked away laughing.

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But EPA won’t count lives saved by pollution controls anymore

He was standing in front of the desk when it accelerated and hit him.

Just let me wet my beak

Basil Fawlty goose-stepping in the “Don’t mention the war” spisode

Basil Fawlty goose-stepping in the “Don’t mention the war” episode

Lehigh County exec says he’s evicting ICE from Allentown office, citing 3 years of unpaid rent; DA says move ‘short-sighted’ Lehigh County Executive Josh Siegel’s announcement to evict the ICE office came shortly after the county’s financial watchdog said the agency owes more than $115,000 in rent.

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Youngest elected County Exec in PA history.

No. It’s old US Route 6 / Roosevelt Highway, which ran from Provincetown MA to Long Beach CA until 1964 when it was shortened

How Finland’s multi-billion icebreaker deal with the US could leave the country in a frosty spot - Monocle A landmark US partnership puts Finland’s world-leading icebreaker in the spotlight. As its shipyards gear up for billions in orders,...

And how do the tariffs work on the Finnish icebreakers you think you’re going to get to patrol Greenland? monocle.com/affairs/defe...

The Finns were going to build the icebreakers the US desperately needs to patrol the Arctic. How is that going to work? The new Trump “battleship” ain’t gonna cut it, and the US Navy lost the shipbuilding expertise

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Jake Lang pictured with a baseball bat and police shield attacking police on Jan 6

He was bragging about bleeding from his head after fighting with the police on J6. It’s been all about the grift since they threw him in jail.

Jake is one of the worst of the J6 agitators. Water balloons are too good for him. He’s lucky nobody is swinging a bat. Tarred and feathered and out of town on a rail with him!