Elias

I'm so jealous, tell me who it is so I can go fight this person. ᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠∧⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠:⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗ

dry humping related injury

not to suck my own dick but [gargling noises]

Yooo I definitely like ghost types. I'd say they're second to fire. 🔥👻

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two kittens share a cage: an engaging orange and white kitten is effortlessly hanging from the top of the cage by its toes, looking wide-eyed directly into the camera, while another kitten (white with some orange) sits below, staring up at them with interest

me back on my bullshit

a fluffy cat sits in a tall narrow box

Mr. Cat loves his box.

Happy scream at eachother day :P

Girls kindergarten brain kicked in and now she's locked in on cleaning.

Two small, cartoonish toys with cute eyes. On the left is a red lobster with white dots specked across it's claws and body. On the right is a light and dark brown tarantula.

To the right: small red and white spotted lobster toy posed to stand on a claw and curled over a bit. To the left: small light and dark brown tarantula posed to sit on it's hind legs and look up.

Behold- 🦞🕷️

the thought of mermen make me go 😏😏 with the long hair and feminine tails. im also gay.

That's not a usual compliment or observation people say. 🙀

Three separate, gorgeous women told me I smelled nice...

I like to smell like a whore and the ladies tell me that's a smell they adore.

I died already and some traveling necromancer brought me back but instead of brains or human flesh I crave inedible objects. ◉⁠‿⁠◉

I wanted to crunch down on a glass bead so badly. Just let me eat glass and be fine pleaseee!

List of inedible things I've eaten this week:
Sawdust
Grass
Packing peanut
Paper
Pencil shavings
String

this user is full of love and microplastics

Fr though, it's like a little buddy to make sure you eat your veggies and fruits cause they're just on hand anyways.

Don't get a snail. You'll have to nourish yourself with veggies too. 🙀 /J

I'm impatient for my weighted blanket to dry, @irlhajime.bsky.social you should be able to lay over me instead.

I'll be expecting a 10 page essay explanation. 🫡

*Gasp!* Can I?! Really?!? (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Screenshot of a discord status. It's from Wyatt and it says "throw up in my mouth elias"

Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)

everyone get more gay now!!!!!!!!!!

Gimme my bulky babes back. 🙏

Forgot about this other pair I have. They're nice but I don't really like the feel, the heel is smaller, they don't give as much traction and they don't have laces that I can decorate with beads.

Me: Come on, please! We can make it through this, we can make you better, you gotta hang on for me!
The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

And you got it from me. 😼