Nobody reads these.
26.02.2026 17:23
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Nobody reads these.
Meeeee 👋🏾
I just hate going to the gym. Unfortunately, the other types of exercise that *do* motivate me are ones that I don't have access to.
Would like to rest my head there 😴
Can I bring you another beer? Maybe something for dessert? 😁
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Good, its a trap here lol.
Eh, I would say its a tad overrated
Much appreciated 🙂
I'll bring extra if you can work on mine too. 😅
Tell that to all my pants 🤪
I can feel trying to put as much power behind hitting this as possible.
Its all good lol. They go up yo an XL and I'd need a 2x...my ass and thighs have been *insane* this last year 🤪
Oof, don't have my size 🙃
Nice 😏
Crushing cuddles, please 🙏🏾
I might have to check them out 👀
So many things I'd wanna rub and kiss 🤭
I try my best! 🙈
A tattoo with a little slice of pizza or a burger next to it 🤔
Should get that embroidered on a pillow or something 😂
I'd say its still pretty loose on you 🤭
Happy to rub as much as you need ☺️
Can think of one dad I'd enjoy squeezing quite a bit 😉
Omg twins! My tripod is broken, too 😜
On my way with a water truck full of Pocari Sweat 😆
1st and 2nd lunch. And, of course, donuts for the "office." 🤭
Can you come work on my car looking like that? 😊
That or a tool box maybe? 🤔