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@craigpsutton

Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T

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Just got served an ad for a product I'm already using! Hahahaha idiots! Wasted your precious advertising! Hmm I should buy more.

11.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fungah! Foiled again!

11.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mario shooting an RPG at Exor from Super Mario RPG

Mario shooting an RPG at Exor from Super Mario RPG

Super Mario RPG

10.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1571 ๐Ÿ” 666 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i'm actually joining the 5k fun run to decrease awareness actually. i'm making smug faces and doing a jerkoff motion throughout

10.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"ai error" should never ever be acceptable. It's the same as a plane crash or bridge collapse. Shut it down, figure out what happened, and punish the guilty.

10.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"ai error" should never ever be acceptable. It's the same as a plane crash or bridge collapse. Shut it down, figure out what happened, and punish the guilty.

10.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The S&P (shit & poop) 500

09.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1477 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Congrats!!

10.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuz I got one hand in my pocket, and the other is a wooden peg

10.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm excited to announce that I'm stepping down from CEO at Craig and shifting into a new role as Chief Bullshit Fart!

10.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I didn't poop myself, my pants are just a victim of enshittification

08.03.2026 06:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My cat doesn't get that just because he can sit on it, that doesn't mean he can scratch it.
My cat says to me he says, "Why can't I scratch the chair? You sit on your ass yet you scratch it!"

09.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy birthday, monday

09.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He loves me he loves me... NOT

09.03.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My cat doesn't get that just because he can sit on it, that doesn't mean he can scratch it.
My cat says to me he says, "Why can't I scratch the chair? You sit on your ass yet you scratch it!"

09.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they lyin

08.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

put your women in the air,
wave women around like you just don't care

08.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A tandem bicycle, but hamburger style

08.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Karateoke: Come perform kung-fu in the style of famous martial arts movie scenes!

BYOProps for Jackie Chan scenes

08.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a disruptor in the thought-leader industry. Novel bad ideas only.

08.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

smashburgers are getting their asses kicked out there god damn, they still beating the fuck outta that cow. probably thought death was the end of suffering. not no more it aint. new thing is we torture every part of you like jabba's palace droids' feet till you're thin crispy sheets ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜‚ meat book ass

08.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

please help my HEY account has been taken over by Mumford & Sons and HEY they won't let me post what HEY I want they keep smacking my HEY hands away from the keyboard and it's HEY starting to get violent I'm legit scared HEY

08.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife and I are pre-gaming the paint 'n' sip by doing shots of Sherwin-Williams

01.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next slide

08.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's doing a Don Draper on the president

08.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna reframe my irritable bowel syndrome this way

08.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dude's got so many files about getting bit, he's going to have to show his dick under oath

08.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I didn't poop myself, my pants are just a victim of enshittification

08.03.2026 06:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ludicrous misanthrope! New band name

08.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0