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I have no reason to make a #modelsheet for a #cartoon pitch no one wants to hear, but I have nothing else to do.

Playbill for DOONEBURY the Musical

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doonesb...

Still not as shocking as discovering there was a Doonesbury musical.

I'm asking, not correcting.

We had to endlessly hear about "bathroom bills" for like 10 years, and it was crazy as it was cruel.

The parodies in JACK TRACTS that I contributed to are based on PARTY GIRL (www.chick.com/products/tra...) and the OG Chick tract SOMEBODY LOVES ME (www.chick.com/products/tra...)

Both are appalling and hilarious

to attack as a giant monster

If you've never seen a Chick Tract in your trick-or-treat bag or left in the bathroom of a highway rest stop, you can read JC's entire tract oeuvre online: www.chick.com

Scare yourself: Shitloads of dumb Americans believe in this cockamamie bastardization of Christianity... and they vote.

The bathroom bills were even before the sports panic

The neighborhoods of Seattle besieged, each by a different, culturally-appropriate monster or cryptid, illustrated.

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I'm raising money to fake my own death and go on the lam.
Won't you buy a sticker to fund this worthwhile endeavor?

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the book JACKED TRACTS (which I am in) along with a bonus mini-comic (that I am not, so who cares)

my panels (top) with the source material (by Jack Chick)-- "PARTY GIRL"

Just got my contributor copy of JACKED TRACTS and it's a handsome hardbound loaf of a book!

I drew *3* pages of the 158 inside, alongside 70+ other cartoonists parodying the bizarre religious mini-comic tracts of one Jack Chick.

get your copy at dannyhellman.bigcartel.com/products or go to hell!

I have no reason to make a #modelsheet for a #cartoon pitch no one wants to hear, but I have nothing else to do.

That one's bad enough you may need to get Fridays back on the air. Aim lower.

I'm raising money to fake my own death and go on the lam.
Won't you buy a sticker to fund this worthwhile endeavor?

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Republicans: We Fuck Kids or Blow Them Up— no third option

The neighborhoods of Seattle besieged, each by a different, culturally-appropriate monster or cryptid, illustrated.

shop.factory43.com/collections/...

Buy Stickers. Fuck A.I.
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"Space Ghost, I think I'm pregnant."

a lego mini-fig that is a tiny hot dog man with a blank expression on its face

I love you, Lego hot dog baby

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If you loved me, you'd give me $20,000.

It's gonna be hilarious when Trump's cabinet starts goose-stepping and their shoes go flying off.

I plagiarized 16 words from your manuscript.

My biological adaptation to our fascist nightmare collapsing state is to sleep 20 hours a day. Can't be horrified when unconscious.

(Also, I'm depressed and unemployed.)

easter egg

Vintage Japanese Kelloggs. For National Cereal Day

Frosties (1963), Fruit Pon (1965), Honey Pon (1967), Broncos (1975)

(the source was
frostiesandcoco.jp but now extinct)

Mirror Universe Amazing Jonathan

Mirror Universe Amazing Jonathan

Is this part of the new NBC lineup?

They love straight-to-camera reads.

One down, everyone else to go.

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lego snap-on hair