"So I guess Tiktok connects with hentai, which also connects with clowngirls, but also TikTok should connect with clowngirls, and I'm sure him being half-Rhodesian should connect with hentai"
this is how friends try to keep up with increasingly ridiculuos and deranged FFF lore
the plan: see if I can do a version of Mr Brightside at the local pubs karaoke night so bad that I can get people to boo me
listening to some old RP Patreon eps with me and Jack and I love how all of them are just me drunk and Jack getting more and more annoyed with me. Proper bro shit
i know this sounds insane. Does anyone else remember the mid-2000s doc about people who were into D&D. And in one scene there's a D&D guy standing awkwardly with a large muscular black firefighter, then it cuts to him going "yeah that's my son, we say hi maybe every 3 years"
This is the most beautiful, the most pure encapsulation of Reddit I have ever seen
UK Government will sooner tell you it's worse to own a copy of Salo or Hogg than it is for them to be involved with the killing of 100,000 children
I don't want to live in a world where I can't own a blu-ray of Taboo (1980) starring Kay Parker
100% success rate btw. They all love Xena
Every time I've worked with a elder millennial lesbian I just ask them on Teams what their favourite episode of Xena Warrior Princess is
Dunno what the game is but "only on Saturn" intrigues me
I am not being sarcastic here. I think all the pieces are not yet in place for Kurara to beat Kamitani
Some people want Sayaka Kurara vs Saya Kamitani at All Star Grand Queendom but I'm like "whoa this storyline has only been going on for 2 years. Let's not rush it"
Thought this was the posh restaurant critic the Guardian had
I mean that makes sense cos you're an FFF fan. Ofcourse you're into someone or something pushing into new territories of being annoying just to see how annoying they can be.
Unpopular opinion: The Endless Eight is far more artistically interesting than Evangelion.
I enjoyed Sex Lives Of The Potato Men in parts.
Human Centipede 3 was interesting in how awful it was.
I thought A Serbian Film was trash but it didnt offend me.
You couldn't pay me to watch this.
hang on, are you telling me this independent wrestler turned out to be a nonce
lmao I just remembered when Ian Miles Cheong got hired by The Sun to write about video games. His first article was complaining that children in video games weren't sexy enough. There was no second article. www.thesun.co.uk/tech/3936102...
On a (now banned) twitter account of mine James Bloodworth once angrily DMed me insisting he was 5 foot 10
James Bloodworth's short-lived dating podcast is still up on Youtube, and literally the first thing he says on the first episode is him complaining that on dating apps women say they don't want to go out with short men. It's amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ4O...
there;s a bunch of old Oz Katerji article still up on Vice, like this one where he talks about watching scat porn and videos of animals being tortured www.vice.com/en/article/c...
I am both of these wrestling fans simultaneously
only have the one where after Princess Diana died they made a comedian dress as her and defuse landmines www.dailymotion.com/video/x5b9u8j
trying to find more eps of "Susunu! Denpa ShΕnen". The Japanese comey show that was so cruel the government had to step in.
more serious questions then "going back to the unicorns. Who is your favourite unicorn Peter? For me it's Mia Farrow as the Last Unicorn".
then more serious questions before "I see what you're saying Peter, and although I disagree I respect your argument. What do you think about unicorns? I think they're majestic magical creatures that represent purity and hope"
so disappointed we never got Peter Hitchens on RP. The idea was to have a serious discussion but every now and then I'd be like "so Peter, you're a happily married man. Have you ever thought about watching your wife with another man. It makes it exciting again, to see her as she was before marriage"
imagining a terrible world where Peter died and his awful brother Chris is cheering on the war on Iran
