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Old punk still hanging in there. Never ever vote Tory. Opinions are my own, but are obviously all objectively correct. #FBPE

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Yep, have just been called an anti semite on facebook for suggesting that firing missiles at schools was, in some way, "wrong" πŸ™„

13.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 14 year old daughter walked in to see Trump on the news making some speech about Iran. "Can I say something?" she asks, and turns to the TV and says "Fuck off Trump". First time I ever heard her swear. Couldn't be more proud.

01.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness me 😍

01.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Reform are now claiming 'family voting' took place. Frankly, if this did happen, I reckon it was Reform voters who couldn't write an x without help. Not normally allowed to hold sharp objects other than crayons.

27.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All cos of 'woke progressives and islamists' according to Goodwin πŸ™„

27.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Matt Goodwin, ladies and gentlemen. What a dick.

27.02.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nevertheless. They won't form an alliance with Reform.

26.02.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that's really not true tho, is it?

26.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely agree. However I also think that if Reform are the party with the most seats, and other parties form a coalition to keep them out, it will all (for want of a better term) *kick off*

25.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop it 😭

25.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The nicest thing anyone has said to me in months 😍

25.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surviving Sukie, that's the best I can say right now!

25.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My name is Martin. I'm not happy with this conversation. πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was literally waiting for this post from you!

26.01.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm and we know what happens to 'armadas' don't we?

23.01.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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British soldiers returning from Afghanistan after "doing nothing for the USA."

Fuck you Donald Trump.

22.01.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 350 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12
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The more I see of Trump, the more convinced I become that he thinks he is playing Risk..

20.01.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners.

Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night.

The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us Β£4.50 for a coffee. #r4today

12.01.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 1659 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 21
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07.01.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Thay't bloody nesh!

07.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cut my own hair and have done for decades! It's the way forward!

07.01.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I strongly believe that, if the US capture Greenland, the EU and NATO will do precisely ... nothing.

05.01.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the reply. It's a shame publishers can't do a deal like Dvds did for a while - buy a physical copy and get a link for a free digital download. I had a signed copy of Villager from you a while back and it took me about 6 mths to read cos I could only manage about 3 pages a day πŸ˜‚

31.12.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always find New Year massively depressing as I ponder whether the year to come will be the one on my headstone. Not that I intend to have a headstone, more like a cheapo quickie cremation with my remains being thrown shortly afterwards like yesterdays cat litter.

Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!

31.12.2025 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I ask a question I have been meaning to ask for an age Tom? I adore your books but because of eyesight issues struggle with actual physical books now. And I always fall asleep with audio books πŸ˜‚. Is there a way to buy ebooks compatible with my Kindle or phone which means you get a fair whack?

31.12.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

I memorised the whole of Shelley's poem as a teenager and remember it still.

31.12.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is looking up in front of a lamar landscape truck ALT: a man is looking up in front of a lamar landscape truck

Oh christ...

21.12.2025 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0