Sass

A MILLION

Absolutely not. I don’t want to sign up for anything, ever

How many fingers I am holding up

Well then he should get more

You should be ashamed of yourself

He looks incredibly innocent

I think you need to get your vision checked

Starting WWIII to stop people from discussing this painfully obvious fact

I mean look at that sweet face. Imagine being this cruel to him

If you were really sorry you’d give him cheese

I bet. What’d you do Becca?

Also thanks for the unrelated pic of Tupac 😍

Awww thanks

At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks

At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks

There is literally a line in the first couple minutes where she cheerily says “AI is a great way to make your life less meaningful”

I think a lot of people did

Omg bler 😭😭❤️❤️❤️💔💔💔💔❤️❤️

(For anyone who’s not gonna watch the TL;DR is this an anti-AI vid but played very straight by Alanah as an ostensibly pro-AI vid)

This is a pretty incredible bit. I mean there’s a couple of super obvious tells but she really commits to it.

wait so there’s a major oil crisis and they’re gonna fly seven reps to meet each other so they can diplomatically avoid saying that one of them caused this whole ass crisis single-handedly?

because that could be an email

Wait I’m sorry how long have they had snow pants for dogs

I like this Ralphiecam thing you kinda have going here

😘😘😘

I second this

Or third it

By third I mean three breakfasts

What an amazing girl. Happy birthday Callie 🎊🎁🎂🎈🎉🥳🥳🥳

Yes

Are you talking about Pollox behind his back again

Lumibarrow!

EAT CHEESE

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Alright two mysteries solved

It fucking rules so much