Ok wow. Heated Rivalry is NOT a cooking show. Still would be acceptable seeing it suggested alongside Top Chef
07.12.2025 00:49
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Ok wow. Heated Rivalry is NOT a cooking show. Still would be acceptable seeing it suggested alongside Top Chef
When the hotdog cart man wants to know how many glizzies I want, but it’s spooky szn
Sorry for bothering you with my unconditional love bro
Sorry I got drunk and asked to see your badonk-a-donks
Sometimes the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I was the first person on the internet back in the good twitter days that said “I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings”
HBO out here selling my new show, the Guilded Cage based off my indoor only cat that refuses to believe he can’t survive outside
The cat is the main character of this vintage show: The Ghoet Hisspereror. Jennifer Love also stars.
I call my poops Ladoodoos now
A voice only dating site:
Hooked Up On Phonics
Yabos is probably the best word ever made up for a film and I will not be swayed otherwise.
Shania Law just sounds like a really good greatest hits album by a queen
The cats are getting topical. It’s a scripted reality show that exists solely to outrage: Eggs.
My brother cats that didn’t go to the vet at the same time: family feud
Friend: I’m vegan.
Me: out of respect, I don’t listen to animals.
Friend: what?
Me; what? Who’s there??
My air fryer is the only thing that truly understands me
Lmao at that “for all America” commercial that Fox News aired
The POFUS were on to something talking about Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade
It’s a show about cats who are presented with different blankets and the drama surrounding which one will be the best to make biscuits: Game of Throws
One of my friends is getting a new refrigerator today and I have the strangest mix of excitement for them while being so completely jealous. Adult emotions are weird.
Another new show where it cats rediscovered their toys. Found.
It’s me giving my cats a heavy sprinkle of catnip and now their self realization: step up
In case it becomes illegal, I plan to be the gayest I can be until I have to go back in the closet to not be killed
Even with all the internet had to offer with respect to translation, I still have no idea what the Macarena song actually is saying
Nobody is seeing this chain. It’s fine. But a cat that’s writes a top 40 adult contemporary hit that’s called Careless Pspspsps
My fav part of gender/sexuality debates is the ones against it are the most unfuckable scum walking the Earth.
They’re a cat, but they’re about to drop a vintage 80s vibe track: Careless Whisker
The cat loves old music but hates pollinators. Catthoven.
She’s a demure kitty that knows her worth, but she also wants to be a mom: Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
He’s a cat that has an owner (me) that adheres to a strict feeding schedule: The Brutalist
