This is doing a lot for my belief that getting hotter will solve all my problems.
11.03.2026 18:04
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This is doing a lot for my belief that getting hotter will solve all my problems.
Work from screen porch
I’ve been sitting on the washing machine
Yall im going through a dry spell, yep
A dune ramble with stinky baby
Anyway
The Strait of Hormuz implies the Gay of Hormuz
Going outside and leaf blowing my driveway just to piss them off 🤭
First nice day in ages and I can’t even open a window because both our neighbors are doing open burns today. AND the town is trying to ban all dogs from the beach cuz 2 birds got eaten last year. These boomers, they’re trying to kill me.
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Might fuck around and quit my job to focus on being gay 🚬
Munch munch munch yum yum yum
Say what you will about this Kennedy show, but if I was Daryl Hannah I would be like- yes, I did the cocaine. Imagine living through the 90’s and not being cool? Couldn’t be me.
🥹 thx! She’s been through it but finally thriving!
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We got bread!
The only war I will be fighting in
My sourdough starter is finally acting right after weeks of being erratic - we baking bread!!! 😝
Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…
Beach to ourselves today
Small thing in the scale of absolute fuckery we are living through, but Markwayne is the most stupid goddamn name…
Low-key loving how seasonally inappropriate it is given this is what it looks like outside. I feel like one of those girls in school who came back from winter break with cornrows.
Tan from Mexico has settled in nicely ☀️
Drama and discourse all over the TL, and I’m just over here like:
Got to hear her speak at the Barnes & Nobles in Union Square many, many years ago and she’s fucking rad.
As I was saying
Bluesky in a nutshell
To put it another way- some of you bitches is musty 🤢
This is your semi-annual reminder that you should be washing your coats and outerwear regularly.
Need someone to do the you’re so quiet meme but with Demi Moore at Gucci
