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Welcome to middle age, dude. (And also happy birthday-in-Australia day!)

what did jim and roy ever do to you to deserve this???

”Microsoft Copilot, now including Copilot.”

Did you know Satya Nadella was paid $96.5 million in 2025?

Really makes you think.

See you in 974 years…

Do you have a human scale? Because you can do the ol’ “weigh yourself, then weigh yourself holding the case, then maths” trick?

usually at the pharmacy in the same aisle as the lube…

(… I’ll see myself out.)

Very gracious concession of you, I feel.

Do the usher make you put your Steam Deck away in the cinema again?

Come play with meeeeeeeeeeee~ (on the Oceanic servers, lol).

Pretty much the whole game is soloable now. There are a handful of Trials (8-man content) you still have to do in a group but if you know one (1) single max-level player they can get you through them, lol. (Or you can LFD them.)

As someone who was in my late teens in the early 2000s, you've pretty much nailed what this era was like, both good and bad, and this video now lives rent-free in my mind.

Anyway, love your stuff, and your "low-fi harsh noise" gave me a dumb idea I then spent too much time on, so, uh... enjoy?

I think I speak for all of us when I say: you okay mate?

OTOH, you could definitely make a cartoon for *adults* out of the premise (ref. Rick & Morty being basically “Beetlejuice in space”), since that is now a huge industry in a way it wasn’t circa 1992…

And even though he has a different backstory than the film version, he's still contextually an adult in a way Lydia isn't.

(… yeah I was obsessed with this show as a kid and way overthought this stuff, lol.)

I honestly don't think you could get away with it in Ye Moderne Times?

Like, the pilot is about Beetlejuice freaking out trying to buy Lydia an anniversary present, and it is explicitly described in those terms. Like, uh. It just *really* handwaved a bunch of Implications, lol.

To be fair, it's only ever tried to convince the *left* of that...

Bluesky got too mainstream. No-one even appreciates a decent shitpost any more, smdh.

… no

This one has been kicking around the indie horror scene for a while, and yes, it’s exactly what you think it is lol.

*far distance hug*