Kurkthulu

I very drunk and have to go to a funeral tomorrow.

Doc prescribed me new, stronger depression meds today.

Meaning my depression has leveled up. Low tier potions no longer work on me. Minibosses are a waste of my time. Enemies see my stamina bar and now simply flee. My Elder Goth skill tree is coming along nicely.

How do I smoke Twin Peaks?
Nothing else works anymore please I need this.

Not a bunch of fuckin’ Pokémon/card bro fuckin’ nerds (derogatory) infiltrating comics and hiking the price up on new comics their first day of release.

You price gouging mouth breathers can kick rocks until your toes bleed.

Here’s my 2am street taco and lagunitas tall can fueled comic book rant.

Comic speculators ruin the medium. We need easy accessibility for new readers for comics to thrive.

It was never Left vs. Right.

It was ALWAYS Us vs. Them.

Remind this entire Government that they work for us.

And if they can’t do their job, they can and will be fired. By us.

"No kings" above the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland

"No Kings" in bright lights above the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland

Mr. (And then an impersonation of what you think you sound like snoring)

Been off Twitter for over a year. Completely forgot I had an account on here.
I feel like I just took a hit of methadone.

*like I did in this.

Ugh. Stupid typos.

Assorted Crisis Events out from Image comics is a completely batshit crazy concept for a story that’s also way too real to comprehend because of the reality we are currently living in. I have never connected with a main character in the first issue of a comic I like in this.
Read it.

I really am here for the story that these first two episodes have set up.

But how this thing has been filmed? There are some questionable visible choices made that keep taking me out of it. I feel like I’m watching a telenovella.

Ok wait is it just me?
Why do I feel like I’m watching #DaredevilBornAgain on pan and scan or like a student film on iPhone?

Oh no.

Chip Zdarsky is 3 Andy Kaufmans in a trench coat.

Really excited to see Captain America today.

Now to just actually leave the apartment… I can do this. I think? I hope.

a cartoon of a spiderman with a backpack on his back ALT: a cartoon of a spiderman with a backpack on his back

Moments that would seem like fan service are a part of the story in a huge way. The combination of classic marvel pulp art with real world aesthetics has been stellar.

#YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan continues to fire on all fours. It’s the tiny tweaks to this universe that are making for a much larger story that keeps even the most seasoned Spidey fan engaged.

Spoiler Alert:

It’s Norman Osborn back for seconds.

#GroupchatLeaks

Ye is mid.

Kinda love that Disney is pimping out their Falcon and Winter Soldier show again ahead of the new #CaptainAmerica movie coming out next week. Just got to this scene.

Whoops.

I miss SourceFed so fucking much.

I still maintain that Incincible was Kirkman’s way of having a conversation with Steve Ditko. But that’s an edible for another time.

The start to #Invincible S3 has been powerful. I’m hoping that the viewers are wrestling with their own moral compasses with each dilemma as much as the show’s characters are.

And for me, Debbie Grayson has been the highlight, the rock of these first 3 episodes.

when a videogame starts off with you laying in bed and someone waking u up you know that shit is fire

Fucking hell. He really is Lex Luthor. An egomaniacal authoritarian hell bent on real estate.

I’ve been streaming games again with my friends because, fuck it it’s fun. Fame & Glory? No.
But that moment when 1 of 12 people in my chat asked about Namor & it spawned a whole ass conversation about Krakoa v Atlantis as political powers in Marvel Comics? I lived for that shit. That was good shit.

The anxiety that comes with hoping your Amazon shopper doesn’t have to contact you about making a replacement choice on your order was not on my Late Stage Capitalism bingo card.

Going extremely online brainrot for the next 4 years.
Goth baddies need to catch me in the club or the protest like a Pokémon.