@xfourxbitxdaddy
🔞 NSFW WARNING Over 2K of you follow me for some sick reason I can't figure out. But I bet you are here for the ungodly shit show that is my life and the nudes, ain't ya? You're all like... really weird. I just post stuff that makes me go Hmm or UNF.
🎶 ...You ruin your life
You losing your mind
You dyeing your hair
People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching
You crashing your car
You breaking your heart
You thinking I care
People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma... 🎶
I'm obsessed with this fucking song... ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hi, or some shit. I'm here! ;)
Thanx babe! :) ❤️
Bizarre indeed.
Oh, you sexy beast you! ❤️
Amen!
I get the gainer kink and the allure of transformation. I’m even fine with the attention of being a large man. But I’m not a Tamagotchi for someone to “level up.” Getting ghosted for not playing along made me feel like I was never a person to them. I was just a toy they got bored with.
Well, go figure, maybe this just happens in my neck of the woods.
Lol, the fuck with chubby chasers that flutter around me trying to rub my belly and beard. But the moment I say I'm not a gainer, I'm just fat, they vanish.
I couldn't help but wonder: were they really looking for a friend or a fixer-upper. Have friendships been replaced by renovation projects?
I'll look it up, thanx.
Congrats, boys! Happy Anniversary! ❤️
Scott Hoffman (babydaddy)
I have a mad gay crush with Scott Hoffman (babydaddy) from Scissor Sisters since 2000, for me he has always been a dreamboat.
And I've always said that "There is something about thicc hairy men that makes me go UNF!"
But have you noticed how extra hot he looks at 50?
Good gods, HNNNGHHH!
So a few years ago I was super proud that I got a keyboard with clicky mechanical switches, because it reminded me of my first computer back in the 80's which had a very loud keyboard.
Fast forward to today, now I feel I'm loud as fuck, and I want a 75 creamy keyboard with mechanical switches.
Rise and shine! 🔥
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway
But I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today
What else is new?
There's something about thicc hairy shaggy boys that makes me go Hnnngh! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
It certainly is...
Dreamboat then and dreamierboat now! ❤️
You sexy dreamboat, you!
Silver linings galore...
Makes me want to hug you! ;)
Joe... What did you do now?
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While you ignore me, Uber eats sends me a messages that they miss me and that I should check-in to see whats new...
Just saying...
9 to 5, yeah they got you where they want you
There's a better life, and you dream about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it
And you spend your life puttin' money in his wallet
There is something about thick hairy men that makes me go UNF! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Where is my Marlboro man?
Where is his shiny gun?
Where is my lonely ranger?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Lol, am I at that age where cute twink boys who abandon their twinky ways, grow a beard and shaggy hair suddenly blip on my radar?
You beautiful sexy man, you!
