James ☀️

Well, they lied. Obviously.

Gin!

Zelenskyy should rip up the mineral deal and pee on it.

I don’t know if I have ever in my lifetime felt more embarrassed to be an American than I feel at this very moment…

Yes!

I legitimately think this new admin is the most similar thing (in America) to 1938 Germany we’ve ever experienced

Happy last day of 2024! 🥳🍾✨

SCUM

I agree and hold the sentiment, but most people (at least in US) definitely want to be rich 😂

Is this from Truthsocial? It doesn’t look like his twitter profile pic

Dr. Phil once said,

“You can either be right or you can be happy”

I think he’s wrong here.

While the next few years are going to be painful, I’m happy to clown on members of the Maga cult until the day I die. 🤡🪦

A BOTTOMLESS well of sick entertainment and humor! 😂

Torn because I want America to succeed + improve but SO disgusted by popular media for normalizing Tr*mp

The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

It's 100% true.

Some scientists in South Korea invented a battery that charges in a few seconds!

It’s called a Sodium Battery 🧂⚡️🔋

They taste like Play-Doh to me

Trump is already causing chaos with our closest trading partners and meanwhile Biden is focused on expanding access to Ozempic 😂 what a time to be alive

They can pee outside 😌🐕💦

???

Love smash bros 💥

I just watched The Substance all the way through.. MIND BLOWN 🤯

Shop Lowe’s in the future :) (Home Depot has donated millions to tr*mp)

Fuck donald tr*mp 💩 🚽

Soup hits so different when you’re sick 😌

Aw sweet, ty!

More about Thanksgiving 🦃… the reason I’m not going is because some of my extended family are so hostile toward gays and gay culture (I’m gay btw).

When my uncle found out his own son was gay, he violently attacked him and disowned him..

And now I’M being divisive for not showing up??

C’mon 😒