This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”

Israeli definition of a ceasefire is just "lay down your weapons so that it's easier for us to kill you"

They hate paying wages. That's what they hate most. And they will do anything to avoid it.

Big tech companies like Qualcomm and Texas Instruments are eager as shit to outsource all their jobs as is, this will just accelerate that process. Almost every startup will outsource or go kaput. Big Tech may be able to absorb the shock but eventually they will all just outsource jobs.

I would love to see how long it is before his little harem of techbros whispers in his ear that this would basically spell the end of the American tech sector as it is

I am horrified by how much time my children spend rotting their attention span on TikTok. I've set a rule that after every fifteen minutes of TikTok, they have to watch one hour of TV.

I honestly think people who spit their disgusting chewed up gum into urinals should be publicly executed. Cut that shit out dude lol

look, italians are complicated people

All credit goes to Andre Benjamin and Antwan Patton 😁

Yes, Nietzsche, we know. Of course God is dead. He's in Heaven.

reasons why people are mean to me:

-jealous
-envy
-i offered irrationally low interest rates and irrationally high levels of approval to subprime mortgage consumers due in part to faulty financial models, leading to excessive consumer housing debt and the subprime mortgage crisis

this is disgusting. how am i supposed to explain this to my children

They should never speedrun the end of the semester I don't know how much of this I can take

I could swear I remember Israel being an apartheid state. But now people are saying it isn't. Mandela effect?

AI continues its embarrassing hallucinations. I looked it up and the bearded guy in red doesn't actually exist.

Bro we need more accounts like you to post more for things to take off 😭

These two should kiss

Full sapot

I think Jake Paul should have just killed Mike Tyson

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

The Whirlpool Galaxy

NASA

Can there be one social media site that isn't openly hostile to them

@jay.bsky.team please stop banning Gazans they are literally dying and need people to see their donation links

Well, well, well. The irony continues. Trump has appointed me to head the Department of Ugly Losers.