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Chuck Schumer just walked the GOP into a 2026 campaign trap. 🪤 Republicans blocked funding for TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard six times in one day. These aren't just votes—they’re future campaign ads.

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The FBI’s hunt for "voter fraud" in Nevada turned up only 38 voters—not a stolen election.

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this week in stupid: March 14 edition Piss-Drunk Pete chugs it, Tipsy Jeanine glugs it, and so much more...

this week in stupid: March 14 edition
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This Great News Already Ruined Trump’s Weekend: Big Dem Flip In Florida, FBI Probe Finds No Widespread Voter Fraud, and Rubio’s Longtime Friend Headed To Trial Getting it all on the record

This Great News Already Ruined Trump’s Weekend: Big Dem Flip In Florida, FBI Probe Finds No Widespread Voter Fraud, and Rubio’s Longtime Friend Headed To Trial
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JAKE THE MUSS vs TRUMPSTEIN: When You Piss Off the Wrong Island You know what nobody in history has ever said? "Let's go pick a fight with the Kiwis, that'll end well."

JAKE THE MUSS vs TRUMPSTEIN: When You Piss Off the Wrong Island
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There's Always A Silver Lining UnTruth Social just hit its all time low.

There's Always A Silver Lining
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Oh my fucking god. Whisky 🥃 Pete Hegseth, the United States Secretary of Defence, a man responsible for the most powerful military on the planet, just stood at a Pentagon podium and said, and I quote, "The only thing pr...

Oh my fucking god.
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Important Update: Knives are Out as Vance Distances Himself from Trump on Iran, Trump Blacklists Noem, Significant New Epstein Developments We have major developments tonight.

NEWS: Knives are out in the Trump Administration.

Vance distances himself from Trump on Iran as Trump deploys thousands of Marines to Middle East.

Trump blacklists Noem.

Judge throws out investigation into Jerome Powell.

Democrats flip seat by 5 points.

New, major Epstein developments.

Feel It In My Bone Spurs The President of the United States launched the largest military operation since the invasion of Iraq.

Feel It In My Bone Spurs
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To clarify, since I'm seeing every response from 'sure, any ID works' to 'how dare you spread these lies'.

Know the facts.

Capitol switchboard: (202) 224-3121

Impeachment Charges Filed Against Pam Bondi, A Trump Nomination Derailed With One Question, and Dem Stuns In Georgia’s Reddest District Plus, the SAVE Act continues to get crushed in the Senate as Trump sabotages his own agenda

Impeachment Charges Filed Against Pam Bondi, A Trump Nomination Derailed With One Question, and Dem Stuns In Georgia’s Reddest District
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serial sexual predator celebrates women’s history hilarity ensues

serial sexual predator celebrates women’s history
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The Cult Of Carbon Imagine someone offered you a car where the fuel was basically free.

The Cult Of Carbon
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How Trump hacked the judiciary His fake "emergencies" are pushing the country toward autocracy.

How Trump hacked the judiciary
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Consequences. Look, I need to talk about consequences.

Consequences.
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Trump's Soaring Gas Prices are a "Good Thing" for Anyone but You Trump claims “we” stand to make a ton of money off the war in Iran. But the “we” does not include you.

Trump's Soaring Gas Prices are a "Good Thing" for Anyone but You
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The Pump Price Epiphany: How Four Dollar Gas Did What Democracy, Decency and Dead Soldiers Couldn't Let me walk you through the list of things that did not cause the MAGA base to question their undying, boot-licking, brain-dead loyalty to Donald John fucking Trump.

The Pump Price Epiphany: How Four Dollar Gas Did What Democracy, Decency and Dead Soldiers Couldn't
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jesus christ on a crutch, WTF????

Blundering Forward, Trump Style Trump’s big policy mistakes follow a familiar pattern, and we should expect the same with the war in Iran.

Blundering Forward, Trump Style
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Fucking bullshit

While the rest of us are suffering, he and his fucking friends are rolling in it

I really think extreme wealth like this is addictive, they never have enough and they always need more, but in truth they could lose half or even 3/4s and still not be able to spend that money

Important: Horror Strikes From Virginia to Michigan as Attacks Grip America While White House Admits Threat From Iran on Homeland Never Existed Good evening everyone.

Important: Horror Strikes From Virginia to Michigan as Attacks Grip America While White House Admits Threat From Iran on Homeland Never Existed
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