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The Age and SMH are not off the hook either #BadBunny

01.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look, I know there's about one billion more important things happening in the world right now. But seriously @australia.theguardian.com: was there not a single Latinx writer available to review the biggest Latin artist in the world's one Australian show?

01.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@danbarrett.au SMILING FRIENDS IS ON AUSTRALIAN HBO MAX!! FINALLY!!!!!

04.02.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Biggest reveal of the PEACEMAKER finale has to be the loads of casual viewers discovering not only who Foxy Shazam are, but that they’re kind of lame.

10.10.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being excited for a Taylor Swift album in 2025 is as embarrassing as being excited for any recent Star Wars movie.

03.10.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if this shooter winds up being a red-pilled groyper the Kirk newscycle length will be mysteriously cut from two months to two days

12.09.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 9923 πŸ” 1406 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 73

If you think about it, his murder being completely forgotten about in less than a week because the shooter didn’t fit the political agenda that would allow Republicans to attack marginalized groups is the most fitting tribute imaginable for Charlie Kirk.

12.09.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

As someone who actually did a Film Studies class in the early 2010s, OVERCOMPENSATING severely underestimates how many film bros decided to base their entire personality at the time around The Dark Knight.

30.05.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is "Death Cap for Cutie" a thing?

21.05.2025 09:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sorry, but nothing has ever screamed "serial killer behaviour" greater than willingly using Bing.

21.05.2025 09:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot Tucker Carlson's name, so I just googled "Fox News guy who wants to fuck the M&Ms".

20.05.2025 07:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking about how a lot of Andor complaints centre around how Emperor Palpatine would have NEVER let "so much ineptitude go unchecked", which feels like either people are overestimating Palpatine's management capabilities, or they're ignoring how he literally rebuilt the faulty Death Star.

16.05.2025 09:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's "Idiot Plots" - plots that can only exist if everyone is stupid. But what do we call the opposite: plots that can only exist if everyone is UNREALISTICALLY smart and/or somehow knows everything ahead of time?

16.05.2025 09:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair play to Papa Francis: If I had to meet JD Vance I, too, would also just fucking die.

21.04.2025 08:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Conclave sequel announced

21.04.2025 08:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

irish gossip website called craicinfo

18.12.2024 03:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

.biz is the In-ear Bluetooth Headset of URLs

28.02.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a "lovely" experience tonight, rewatching CABARET, and realising the USA and its allies (Australia included) are currently around the beginning of Act 2.

For those who know: the Elon speech/"gesture" is our generation's Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

04.02.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As one of the people who couldn't make it to the end, I'm delighted to hear that Michael Stipe is a mensch and that the victims were able to get together.

17.01.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BTW: Michael Stipe's reference is ultimately good. He offered his place in Atlanta as a refuge and a meeting place for Gaiman's victims.

Stipe could write American Gods, but Gaiman could never write Losing My Religion.

17.01.2025 11:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's to say: Love how both Severance and The Substance tackle our modern desire the "separate" ourselves from the often-undesirable labour that's necessary to exist in our world.

I expect this theme to be run into the ground very soon, though.

17.01.2025 11:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I've been talking about the Michael Stipe name-drop in the Neil Gaiman article with a few people, and a lot of people were confused about what I was going on about.

Then it hit me: the reference is in the last paragraph. The article is so grotesque they didn’t make it that far.

17.01.2025 11:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Severance and The Substance exist in the same universe, right? They have to.

17.01.2025 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He took The Substance #Persona4

04.01.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just signed up for Perfectly Imperfect, and it is giving me very big 2005 MySpace/Pre-Buyout Tumblr vibes. Maybe this is the Good Social Network? Sign up here/follow me!

01.01.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...

"...a common note from [Netflix] executives is β€œhave this character announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have this program on in the background can follow along.”"

Netflix is actively ruining cinema.

www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...

29.12.2024 13:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFurther, the posts of Musk and Libs of TikTok betrayed a misunderstanding of the Wikipedia editing process.”

29.12.2024 12:37 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

The fact that 2024 wasn't immediately cancelled and replaced with a re-run of a good year is proof that there is no God.

Or at the very least, God has shithouse taste.

29.12.2024 09:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"And with that, the 2024 season comes to an end" With all due respect, if 2024 was a "season" it'd have been cancelled by early July.

29.12.2024 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A list of the top three tracks from the Triple J Hottest 100 of 2003: 
3. The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
2. OutKast - Hey Ya!
1. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?

A list of the top three tracks from the Triple J Hottest 100 of 2003: 3. The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army 2. OutKast - Hey Ya! 1. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl?

A descending list of the predicted top three tracks of the upcoming Triple J Hottest 100 of 2024, originally published by the website 100 Warm Tunas:
3. Good Luck, Babe!
Chappell Roan
2. Not Like Us
Kendrick Lamar
1. Murder On The Dancefloor
[triple j Like A Version]
Royel Otis

A descending list of the predicted top three tracks of the upcoming Triple J Hottest 100 of 2024, originally published by the website 100 Warm Tunas: 3. Good Luck, Babe! Chappell Roan 2. Not Like Us Kendrick Lamar 1. Murder On The Dancefloor [triple j Like A Version] Royel Otis

History doesn't repeat. But it does rhyme.

26.12.2024 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0