Melonie Johnson

A painting of a bird beside the text "I find myself profoundly fuckin un-motivated"

a cartoon character with a purple lightning bolt coming out of his head ALT: a cartoon character with a purple lightning bolt coming out of his head

I need one of those electric shock fences except on my phone to stop me from doom scrolling. Though I'd still probably be like...

Tablet with cover of A Match Made for Thanksgiving (orange illustrated cover with food, bubble tea, and maple leaves), next to some orange maple leaves.

🍂A Match Made for Thanksgiving is free until the end of the month!🍂

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