“sammy”

i hope a bunch of old crackers are taking their last breaths to this halftime show

i'm either wisely preparing for a storm, or being completely hysterical and insane. either way, i'll have plenty of non-perishable snacks and D batteries...

I hate this highly pigmented blush! Wasting my whole fucking day blending out this highly pigmented blush! God damn!

keep them in grinch belly

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“haha” - the perfect thing to text if you’ve said “lol” too many times

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

rip Dink Chunky

Kevin Balls (1910-1948)

I am going to create the first website with free sports streams that doesn’t have a million shady pop ups and a chat full of racist freaks… I know in my heart it can be done, even if it seems impossible… maybe just eliminate the chat function all together…

resisted the motherly impulse to bring up a recent tragedy I heard about tonight while at dinner with the family

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

imagine you’re trying to get a cold dr. pepper and the machine turns into a secret passageway. that shit would piss me off.

“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”

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this story is an all timer

i think theres a case that War of the Worlds is the movie of the year. not because its good or even all that interesting, but because it's as derivative, craven, spiteful and incoherent as anything else happening right now. and most importantly, it fucking sucks the big one

president look like shit

This probably isn’t the best attitude to have but if you rev your engine super loud in my neighborhood I wish for you to crash and die

The United Farm Workers condemns the violence against our comrade David Huerta, the President of SEIU California and SEIU-USWW, who was injured and detained while exercising his constitutional rights during an ICE raid in Los Angeles. Now more than ever, it is urgent for all working people in the United States to defend the immigrant workers who contribute so much to our country. An attack against one worker is an attack on all workers -- union and solidarity are our response. Si se puede.

The United Farm Workers, along with the entire labor movement, stands in strong solidarity with our comrade, labor leader David Huerta. We demand his immediate release and condemn indiscriminate sweeps targeting working class immigrants.

When ICE comes into our neighborhoods targeting our communities and hurting our leaders, we show up! United. Organized. Ready to protect families.

So sorry for your loss 💔

fridge started making a loud grinding noise. that must mean it’s working extra well…

I’d still come back to Lucy’s Auto Center regardless.

it's just a cheap little bluetooth hygrometer/thermometer sensor thing I got online

The American anthem fucking sucks ass. Stupid song for Nazi hogs and it sounds like shit too. Fuck you.

A group photo with Leonard Peltier as his Welcome Home event wraps down.