πŸ’«Gilde Cage πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ”žπŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ§‘'s Avatar

πŸ’«Gilde Cage πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ”žπŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ§‘

@gildecage

She/her, they/then UK based fanfic writer. Here for #OFMD πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ and new friends 40s Blind and proud πŸ‘ ADHD brain too 🧠🫧 Kinda queer (pan), strongly allied πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Cryptid Knight

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Mine too. Though I am kind of queer, I found this story particularly resonated with me as it also reflects the experience of growing up as a disabled person. It's fun, tender, sweet and hot. What more do you need?

26.02.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of pink tentacles swirling in water, seen from below. A sunlit surface is just visible above. Over the image, against pale grey boxes, dark gray text reads: Monstrous . Written by dance_across. Read by GildedCage

Close up of pink tentacles swirling in water, seen from below. A sunlit surface is just visible above. Over the image, against pale grey boxes, dark gray text reads: Monstrous . Written by dance_across. Read by GildedCage

COMING NEXT MONTH! My 2nd podfic. Monstrous by @dance-across.bsky.social Teaser on.soundcloud.com/q847TySH5pZM...

"Come for the tentacle porn, stay for the tenderness, self-discovery, and dealing with childhood trauma."

Thanks @sdryan.bsky.social for your help

archiveofourown.org/works/564141...

25.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same here. Vitamin D is a lying bitch β˜€οΈ How dare it make me hope for better!

25.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Catch up now if you haven't read this fun crossover.

22.02.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The (unannounced) intermission* for Your Time Starts Now is almost over! Look out for Part 1 of Episode 8 on Monday February 23.

*There will be more of these coming up, as the last couple of chapters are being real taskmasters, if you will, and not making it easy on me, writing-wise.

22.02.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

It's a favourite. Along with The Last Time I Lie, which has sone of my favourite delivery from you. I can provide details if desired πŸ“

15.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just relistened to the podfic by @sdryan.bsky.social of Rules of Engagement by @skrifores.bsky.social (for like the 7th time).
It's phenomenal. A wonderful exploration of the difference between sex and companionship, and discovering what you actually want and what you deserve. Gorgeous.

15.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
With A Bang - Chapter 7 - GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Happy Valentine's Day, you gorgeous buggers!
I don't usually celebrate it but I do celebrate us and our wonderful fandom so here is the epilogue of With a Bang. Just a little love from me to you.
πŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ’œπŸ–€
archiveofourown.org/works/769683...

14.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A large cheese plant stands in front of a bed with white sheets and pillows. The wall is a textured cream squares. We can only see about a third of the bed. It has a wooden futon base. The cheese plant is in a raffia pot.

A large cheese plant stands in front of a bed with white sheets and pillows. The wall is a textured cream squares. We can only see about a third of the bed. It has a wooden futon base. The cheese plant is in a raffia pot.

She's here! Chapter 6, the penultimate chapter of With A Bang.
archiveofourown.org/works/769683...

11.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Help a cremate out. Is there an OFMD/Princess Bride crossover fic? I mean, there must be, right?

11.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, so the crying cat face was an error. It was meant to be this guy πŸ₯³ I do not think your tiny church makes kitties sad.

10.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ

07.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. That's why Ed's still alive and most the pirates he knows, they're dead.

04.02.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What IS that fabric?

04.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers m'dears 😘

02.02.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much ☺️

02.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meeeeeee toooooo! πŸŽ‰πŸͺ…βœ¨

02.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of the AO3 page that holds the Soundcloud link to the podfic. Hyperlionked text above the large box showing the Soundcloud audio track reads, This is a podfic of Interpreting clouds by GildedCage

Hyperlinked text below reads GildedCage. Interpreting Clouds. The background of the Soundcloud tile is a green/grey/blue sky with peach coloured clouds to the left of frame.

Screen shot of the AO3 page that holds the Soundcloud link to the podfic. Hyperlionked text above the large box showing the Soundcloud audio track reads, This is a podfic of Interpreting clouds by GildedCage Hyperlinked text below reads GildedCage. Interpreting Clouds. The background of the Soundcloud tile is a green/grey/blue sky with peach coloured clouds to the left of frame.

So, I've just posted my 1ST EVER PODFIC! It's my own fic. Please share to others you know love a podfic as much as I do (which is a metric FUCKTON!).

HUGE thanks to @sdryan.bsky.social for their support & encouragement. I wouldn't have made this without them.

archiveofourown.org/works/787462...

02.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Totally. Perhaps a tattoo...?

29.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just about to start listening to the podfic by @sdryan.bsky.social of Swedish Cult Bullshit by @mustardwrites.bsky.social Bec, I feel like "heavy on humour, heavy on big feelings" should be the tag for all your work πŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ§‘πŸ’™

29.01.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

LEGEND! Thank you πŸ˜—

24.01.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@zacharybosch.bsky.social Hey. random question but do you have the recipe for the non alcoholic Sidecar you mentioned in Tassimentsy?

24.01.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my loves i don't wanna say we're so back. but. i've been vibing with heated rivalry tiktok lately and I have just seen TWO videos back to back of folks telling the HR fandom not to sleep on ofmd. and the comments are GIVING. I have a feeling we're gonna get an influx of new crew here soon tbh πŸ‘€πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜

21.01.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yay! New friends to wind up to fever pitch until they're as feral as us! Also, I have worked out (it wasn't complicated but I'm an idiot) that I can watch Heated Rivalry so that will be my tomorrow. Assuming I have cracked on with my new fic sufficiently. Anyway, rambling now. NEW BLOOD πŸ©ΈπŸ’–

21.01.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, you legend πŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’™

20.01.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is proper beautiful and what a wonderful symbol of such a positive and loving relationship.

19.01.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Session | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hey
Me again.
Turns out I am really into the challenge you've set here.

@ofmdzb.bsky.social has a great fic set in the Taskmaster TV show universe. Oblivious Stede/Pining Ed/Friends-to-lovers. I love it and it's nearly complete.
archiveofourown.org/works/706141...

19.01.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Abso-fucking-lutely

19.01.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Wave Hello to the Void - Chapter 1 - eefaevie, mxmollusca, zacharybosch - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Ooooo also Wave Hello to the Void. By @eefaevie.bsky.social @mxmollusca.bsky.social & @zacharybosch.bsky.social
Podfic by @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/512181...

19.01.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome fic. I've listened to the podfic by @sdryan.bsky.social like 6 times.

19.01.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0