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Bird watcher/photographer, distance runner, language freak, punster, foodie, daddy, lightly left liberal, concerned with environmental issues, women's rights, LBGTQ rights, civil rights, conservation....

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Where was the Director of Handbag Security?!?!

21.04.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The other night Trump bragged about the number of countries now kissing his ass. Apparently they're all able to do it at once.

12.04.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give him the heave-ho-chul!

18.02.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rake America Great Again

25.01.2025 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2025 03:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shelton has given up

24.01.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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T'was NOT brillig, I'm afraid.

29.12.2024 10:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember what "left to one's own devices" used to mean?

29.12.2024 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolute BS FU Pangram today

13.12.2024 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.12.2024 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is easier to turn an aquarium into fish soup, then to turn fish soup into an aquarium.

Russian saying

09.12.2024 05:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The number of people, before Dec 1, searching for:

1. Brian Thompson
2. UHC investor Meeting
3. Youth hostel NYC

has got to be 1

07.12.2024 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Midtown Murder Motive Musings:

1. romantic entanglement
2. professional competitor
3. disgruntled insured

What's your take? I'm leaning towards #3

05.12.2024 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exercise CONTROLL!

03.12.2024 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notre-Dame: rebΓ’ti
Le gouvernement: effondrΓ©

03.12.2024 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Biden must have just figured, "Fuck it! Nothing I do is going to be worse than what's to come."

02.12.2024 15:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I really think lactation consultants need a better name...but no one's asking me.

30.11.2024 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under an electric bus

28.11.2024 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If only all of Trump's cronies could be hammered as hard....

27.11.2024 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna need a bigger fridge!

27.11.2024 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYC could really use some knife control

26.11.2024 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they were. I'm so far removed from the biz now I don't know how folks are feeling about it. As far as rent capture, I don't know enough about property lines in NYC to opine on that. They will certainly reside in memory as emblematic of the pandemic in NYC.

24.11.2024 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving the X-crement behind.

24.11.2024 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYC's sidewalk sheds are leaving us. I will not shed a tear.

24.11.2024 16:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0