LOVE wood
LOVE wood
Didnβt realize my roommate had trade over until I heard them laughing while I was singing βAloneβ by Heart as Cher at the top of my lungs
Assassinate this CE-hole
Spotify wrapped saidβ¦.
The girls have always brought me luck
Gym crush asked if I was done with a cable so clearly he noticed my giant tits and wanna fuq
THE DOUBLE DOWN
Wut.
After a visit to the club bathroom
with the girlies
These bags under my eyes? Theyβre designer. Designed by my poor life choices.
I should probably stop playing Russian roulette with waking up and maybe set an alarmβ¦but nothing is like the rush of waking up 5mins after youβre supposed to be out of your apartment.
Big fan of workβs bathroom lighting.
Speedo Check π
So what do we do here yβall?
Hi divas ππ»